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Is that a deal with the Islamic Republic?
Is that a deal with the Islamic Republic?
It would be soooo entertaining to watch him try to explain that.
"But I'm willing to negotiate again, if you feel like it. No pressure. (Please?)"Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Oil is flowing like never before, thanks to the awesome Power of the United States Military.
A special salute to Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Dan Caine, and Commander of the United States Central Command, Admiral Brad Cooper.
Because of them, and all members of the Most Powerful Military anywhere in the World, BY FAR, the Strait of Hormuz is open to ALL Ship traffic except for Iran — and that is because of their lying, violent, malicious leadership, which is taking them down the path of TOTAL DESTRUCTION.
We will therefore have a FULL Blockade, but only on Ships coming to and from Iranian ports, or carrying anything have to do with Iranian cargo.
Based on highly productive conversations with Middle East leadership, I have decided to replace the 20% United States Reimbursement Fee with Trade and Investment Deals that the various Gulf States will be making into the United States.
Those Investments will be MASSIVE but, at the same time, extraordinarily good for them, and their future.
As everyone is aware, we have the largest Dollar Investment into the United States, of any Country in History, but these new Investments will make that Number even larger, and we will see Factories, Plants, and Equipment pour into the United States at Historic levels, which will create additional millions of High Paying AMERICAN Jobs!
America is WINNING again, winning like never before.
The days of Iran killing hundreds of thousands of people, including 52,000 protestors, are OVER and, most importantly, IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
President DONALD J. TRUMP
Oh, they gave him red and blue Sharpies now?
This is Donny's personal cheat-sheet for the week that someone just posted.Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Oil is flowing like never before, thanks to the awesome Power of the United States Military.
A special salute to Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Dan Caine, and Commander of the United States Central Command, Admiral Brad Cooper.
Because of them, and all members of the Most Powerful Military anywhere in the World, BY FAR, the Strait of Hormuz is open to ALL Ship traffic except for Iran — and that is because of their lying, violent, malicious leadership, which is taking them down the path of TOTAL DESTRUCTION.
We will therefore have a FULL Blockade, but only on Ships coming to and from Iranian ports, or carrying anything have to do with Iranian cargo.
Based on highly productive conversations with Middle East leadership, I have decided to replace the 20% United States Reimbursement Fee with Trade and Investment Deals that the various Gulf States will be making into the United States.
Those Investments will be MASSIVE but, at the same time, extraordinarily good for them, and their future.
As everyone is aware, we have the largest Dollar Investment into the United States, of any Country in History, but these new Investments will make that Number even larger, and we will see Factories, Plants, and Equipment pour into the United States at Historic levels, which will create additional millions of High Paying AMERICAN Jobs!
America is WINNING again, winning like never before.
The days of Iran killing hundreds of thousands of people, including 52,000 protestors, are OVER and, most importantly, IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
President DONALD J. TRUMP
Hilarious! Fantasy lines and nonsense numbers. And entirely untroubled by arithmetic. Is this the crap they put on his desk each day to placate him?
To staffer: Put these words and these numbers together, doesn't matter how.Hilarious! Fantasy lines and nonsense numbers. And entirely untroubled by math. Is this the crap they put on his desk each day to placate him?
Trump Tarp Count: North Portico, Kennedy Center, ICE shootings, reflecting pool
The most (snicker) transparent administration in U.S. history.
My gawd, that tarp is so high, nobody could possibly see over it!
The most (snicker) transparent administration in U.S. history.
Along with the Kennedy Centre and the White House Portico
The most (snicker) transparent administration in U.S. history.
I'd guess it's his "please don't have a brain fart and nuke this trade deal" cheat sheet. It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to be the last thing he sees before opening his mouth.Hilarious! Fantasy lines and nonsense numbers. And entirely untroubled by arithmetic. Is this the crap they put on his desk each day to placate him?
Hey! Not nice. I just ate.I'm not sure if I'm ready for a "Shame! Shame!" scene involving him...
And now I'm going to go have a meeting with Emperor Napoleon (he loves me!) and the Duke of Wellington (great guy who almost golfs as great as I do!) who have been begging me to negotiate a peace deal over there in Yurrup. They told me, "Sir, only you can negotiate a peace deal! We can't do it without you!" I mean, these two big strong military generals had tears in their eyes. I had to keep Napoleon from going down on his knees!Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Oil is flowing like never before, thanks to the awesome Power of the United States Military.
A special salute to Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Dan Caine, and Commander of the United States Central Command, Admiral Brad Cooper.
Because of them, and all members of the Most Powerful Military anywhere in the World, BY FAR, the Strait of Hormuz is open to ALL Ship traffic except for Iran — and that is because of their lying, violent, malicious leadership, which is taking them down the path of TOTAL DESTRUCTION.
We will therefore have a FULL Blockade, but only on Ships coming to and from Iranian ports, or carrying anything have to do with Iranian cargo.
Based on highly productive conversations with Middle East leadership, I have decided to replace the 20% United States Reimbursement Fee with Trade and Investment Deals that the various Gulf States will be making into the United States.
Those Investments will be MASSIVE but, at the same time, extraordinarily good for them, and their future.
As everyone is aware, we have the largest Dollar Investment into the United States, of any Country in History, but these new Investments will make that Number even larger, and we will see Factories, Plants, and Equipment pour into the United States at Historic levels, which will create additional millions of High Paying AMERICAN Jobs!
America is WINNING again, winning like never before.
The days of Iran killing hundreds of thousands of people, including 52,000 protestors, are OVER and, most importantly, IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
President DONALD J. TRUMP
His bruised hands?Trump Tarp Count: North Portico, Kennedy Center, ICE shootings, reflecting pool
Odds on what's next?
That’s cos he’s too busy tweeting.
Which leads me to believe that it's actually Iran who's refusing to negotiate.Negotiate... Or not.
TRUMP: Ultimately, we'll hit energy targets in Iran. Next week comes the bridges. We're going to knock out all of their power plants. We'll knock out all of their bridges unless they get to the table and negotiate.
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TRUMP: I don't want to negotiate now. Let's not negotiate.
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