Trump's Second Term

[Armitage72]

Trump: "They have to open up the Strait of Trump-- I mean, Hormuz. Excuse me. Such a terrible mistake. The fake news will say, 'He accidentally said--' No. There's no accidents from me."

They won't say it was an accident. They'll say you're clearly planning to try to permanently occupy the area and name it after yourself, just like you said you should become the leader of Venezuela, you greedy, power-hungry would-be despot.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump "Cuba is next, by the way. But pretend I didn't say that. Cuba is next."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2037652448571977773

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "If the big one ever happened, I guarantee you NATO wouldn't be there."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2037648352033046589

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: Right now, my polls are better than they have ever been before. CNN had a poll that had me at 100% of MAGA voters. *plays clip of Harry Enten*

https://twitter.com/x/status/2037652980485210255

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: I want to thank my friend the Crown Prince Mohammed who is a fantastic man and a great friend of mine. He is a warrior. He was not afraid of this country that he should’ve been afraid of.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2037650309183369694

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: He has a lot of titles but he is the crown prince and he's the prime minister, he's the future king. I said you have more titles than any human being. He’s everything and he deserves to be because he is a winner

https://twitter.com/x/status/2037651638303809696

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "You know, when I didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize. You gotta understand, I don't care. Norway has lost so credible. I stopped 8 wars. Stopping wars -- I think I do it the best. President Putin called me, he said, 'I can't believe you stopped this one!'"

https://twitter.com/x/status/2037654983949025361

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump on Iran: "They have a nuclear weapon, or they want to have one. They were very close. They were two weeks away. I call it the luclear dust."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2037656122052477077

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "We did it violently. We did it powerfully. We did it with the respect of the world. And we helped a lot of allies. And we learned about other allies. We learned that other allies weren't there. We didn't need them. But that's going to be very costly for them."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2037656543454253094

 

[TragicMonkey]

They won't say it was an accident. They'll say you're clearly planning to try to permanently occupy the area and name it after yourself, just like you said you should become the leader of Venezuela, you greedy, power-hungry would-be despot.

I'd say it's because his brain is deliquescing and "Trump" will be the last word to escape his power to utter.

Seriously, Hodor and Pikachu together say their names less often than Trump says his.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Genes

Trump: He’s got the best genes of anyone I known. My son. Don Trump. He’s got the greatest genes in history. I’m a big believer in genes.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2037654831226061294

 

[Andy_Ross]

 

[Norman Alexander]

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[arthwollipot]

Don't we all have an embarrassing photograph of us as a youngster? I know I do.

 

[Norman Alexander]

They won't say it was an accident. They'll say you're clearly planning to try to permanently occupy the area and name it after yourself, just like you said you should become the leader of Venezuela, you greedy, power-hungry would-be despot.

Actually, they should send him to Venezuela to become leader there, instead of the USA. Revoke his US citizenship and all, because that's "legal" now. And see how long he lasts...

 

[Norman Alexander]

Trump: "If the big one ever happened, I guarantee you NATO wouldn't be there."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2037648352033046589

Nobody would be there. Your ass-burps are known to clear rooms!

 

[Andy_Ross]

Don't we all have an embarrassing photograph of us as a youngster? I know I do.

I don't, only flattering ones remain!

 

[Andy_Ross]

This explains his Cabinet.

Trump: I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2037662465224331540

 

[TragicMonkey]

This explains his Cabinet.

Trump: I like to hang out with losers because it makes me feel better.

Also the mirrors in his house.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump on NATO: We would have always been there for them but based on their actions I guess we don't have to be, do we? That sounds like a breaking story. Is that breaking news?

https://twitter.com/x/status/2037662465224331540