Trump's Second Term

[Gulliver Foyle]

Now they'll try to destroy him.

FBI conducting leak investigation into former Trump official who resigned over Iran war

A source told NBC News that the probe began before Joe Kent, a longtime Trump ally, announced his resignation as director of the National Counterterrorism Center.

www.nbcnews.com

I'm guessing the "classified information" was the reason for his resignation.

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

What the hell is he playing at?

Looking to maintain his job with the FSB/SVR.

 

[Mojo]

This one isn't a war either, it's an excursion.

Like the ones divers go on to help them recover from the alarums?

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

Read this this morning:

This Translator Will Help You Parse Your Boss's Mind-Numbing LinkedIn Speak

Turn that corpo gibberish into actionable communication, because someone has to actually run this place.

gizmodo.com

Now, can we run Trump sycophantese through it to try and decipher their gibberish?

Unfortunately it's been found that the app only turns management speak gibberish into llm speak gibberish.

 

[Donal]

The Japanese PM should have said: "That's fake news. We did send a warning. It was an incredible warning, you should have seen it. It was so powerful. It was huge, magnificent. FDR came to me with tears in his eyes and said: 'Ma'am! Thank you for that warning. It was beautiful. You're the only person who could have given a warning like that."

No, she should have said, "What would you have done about it, Cadet Bonespurs?" The fact that a woman would speak to him like that would have sent him over.

 

[Donal]

This one isn't a war either, it's an excursion. So I guess it doesn't count either.

Its a 3 day special military operation.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

No, she should have said, "What would you have done about it, Cadet Bonespurs?" The fact that a woman would speak to him like that would have sent him over.

What she should have said is "Is your attack on Iran a date which will live in infamy?"

 

[shemp]

This one isn't a war either, it's an excursion diversion. So I guess it doesn't count either.

FTFY.

 

[shemp]

I'll put on a suit in case I'm required to thank him.

A tan suit.

 

[Donal]

dupe

 

[Donal]

What she should have said is "Is your attack on Iran a date which will live in infamy?"

He wouldn't get the reference. None of them would. The army of underendowed smooth brains that still follows him would like it because they think it makes them sound tough

 

[Reformed Offlian]

What she should have said is "Is your attack on Iran a date which will live in infamy?"

There needs to be a YouTube compilation of what she should have said. "But this is how it *really* should have ended." With one of the responses being: "Because I'm Batman!"

 

[jimbob]

What about the War on Drugs?

That would be this one.

Ah. I thought there was a missing comma.

 

[Donal]

What about the War on Drugs?

Pretty sure thats how this adminsitration fights all wars. And does pretty much everything. Oh, you meant against drugs.

 

[azazal]

No, she should have said, "What would you have done about it, Cadet Bonespurs?" The fact that a woman would speak to him like that would have sent him over.

Unfortunately, she knew she was dealing with an petulant toddler and said the following:

“I would like to start off by extending my sincere congratulations on two important anniversaries. The first one is a birthday celebration. Donald, tomorrow is the birthday of your son, Mr. Barron Trump. And I know he has grown up so much into a very tall, good-looking gentleman.”

“As I see you, Donald, it is very clear where he got it. Of course, from his parents,” she continued. “There’s no doubt about it. So Donald, if I may ask you, please convey my sincere happy birthday wishes to him.”

Japanese PM Makes Eye-Rolling Comment About Barron Trump At White House Dinner

Sanae Takaichi turned her Barron Trump shoutout into a baller diplomatic move.

www.huffpost.com

Reminds me of the old South Park episode Chinpokomon, jump to 1:05

Japanese Charm - South Park | South Park Studios US

The toy store owner goes to the Chinpoko Mon Toy Corporation to get answers.

southpark.cc.com

 

[Mike!]

Its a 3 day special military operation.

Which planet has week long days? I'm sure there has to be one out of eight that does.

 

[Mike!]

What about the War on Drugs?

Drugs won.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Which planet has week long days? I'm sure there has to be one out of eight that does.

Venus has days which are longer than its years.

 

[Carrot Flower King]

I'll put on a suit in case I'm required to thank him.

Can you thank him from me while you are at it, 'cos I don't possess a suit? And I refuse to wear a tie.

 

[Donal]

Unfortunately, she knew she was dealing with an petulant toddler and said the following:

“I would like to start off by extending my sincere congratulations on two important anniversaries. The first one is a birthday celebration. Donald, tomorrow is the birthday of your son, Mr. Barron Trump. And I know he has grown up so much into a very tall, good-looking gentleman.”

“As I see you, Donald, it is very clear where he got it. Of course, from his parents,” she continued. “There’s no doubt about it. So Donald, if I may ask you, please convey my sincere happy birthday wishes to him.”

Japanese PM Makes Eye-Rolling Comment About Barron Trump At White House Dinner

Sanae Takaichi turned her Barron Trump shoutout into a baller diplomatic move.

www.huffpost.com

Reminds me of the old South Park episode Chinpokomon, jump to 1:05

Japanese Charm - South Park | South Park Studios US

The toy store owner goes to the Chinpoko Mon Toy Corporation to get answers.

southpark.cc.com

I can't imagine having to debase myself like this because a bunch of bigoted, impotent dimwits decided "let's give the nuclear codes to an intellectually and emotionally stunted octogenarian who was most famous for bankruptcy, fraud, and infidelity".