Trump's Second Term

[Norman Alexander]

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Barney's ◊◊◊◊◊◊.

They have their own kids TV show now?

 

[zooterkin]

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Barney's ◊◊◊◊◊◊.

He had it coming. I'm still not over the trauma of taking my daughter to see the Barney the Dinosaur live show at a theme park in Florida. In 1995.

 

[Andy_Ross]

TRUMP: Boy, she asks a lot of questions. Who are you with?

BURNS: Politico. Dasha Burns, sir

TRUMP: Dasha, Politico, ugh. Politico has gone bad. They've been so wrong about everything. Let's get somebody else to ask some questions. You mind? Politico is fake news.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1977489990281003431

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "This will be my eighth war that I've solved. And I hear there's a war now going between Pakistan and Afghanistan. I said, 'I'll have to wait until I get back. I'm doing another one' ... Now in fairness to the Nobel committee, this was picked for 2024. But there are those who say you could make an exception."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1977488468428128316

 

[Dr.Sid]

Imagine someone made a prize for healthcare and gave it to Obama first ..

 

[TragicMonkey]

Next he'll threaten to start a nuclear war unless he's given a Nobel Peace Prize. Every year.

 

[shemp]

Trump: "This will be my eighth war that I've solved. And I hear there's a war now going between Pakistan and Afghanistan. I said, 'I'll have to wait until I get back. I'm doing another one' ... Now in fairness to the Nobel committee, this was picked for 2024. But there are those who say you could make an exception."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1977488468428128316

The only exception they should make for you is to send you a hundred-pound bag of dog ◊◊◊◊!

 

[grunion]

Chapter in a future high school text:
2016-2028, The Donald Trump era of fear and hate

Hey, that rhymes! It’s a hit!

 

[Tero]

Trump in pitiful voice: no heaven

Aaron Parnas (@aaronparnas) on Threads

NEWS: Donald Trump no longer thinks he’s going to heaven. “I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.”

www.threads.com

 

[arthwollipot]

Race hate is a recognised mental health issue and diagnostic, it can be a sign of mental illness.

I don't believe it is. One researcher has argued that in its extreme form it can be part of a range of symptoms of delusional or psychotic disorders, but 1. he didn't define "extreme" precisely enough to be diagnostically useful and 2. most people disagree with him.

America Can’t Decide Whether Racism Is a Mental Illness

Amid rising hate crime, the debate has major legal implications

time.com

I think that's AI generated - look at the "celebrating" text.

It's more than just blurry. I think one word is supposed to be "MILANNEUM" and below that I think it's "ANUVERRANEY".

 

[Norman Alexander]

Just give the needy brat a trophy like this, and he might just shut up for a bit.

 

[Tero]

Trump ends 3 wars going on for 30 years on a day. Each? So it might have taken him 3 days.

Craig R. Brittain (@brittainforsenate) on Threads

Trump tries to cover up his Nobel Peace Prize error by claiming that he knew he was ineligible and that many people told him they could make an exception: "It was for 2024, but a lot of things happened during 2025 that are done and complete and great."

www.threads.com

 

[TragicMonkey]

It's more than just blurry. I think one word is supposed to be "MILANNEUM" and below that I think it's "ANUVERRANEY".

You foreigners just wouldn't understand the sheer LOVE Americans have for the milanneum anuverraney.

 

[Regnad Kcin]

Which stressful job?

Have you ever tried tooting your own horn 24/7/365? Don’t for a minute think it isn’t hard work!

 

[Regnad Kcin]

I thought she hated xmas? Everything is transactional with this corrupt family.

¢hri$tma$

 

[Regnad Kcin]

In fact, we should award Trump an even better peace prize... with blackjack, and hookers.

Don’t forget the blow! Won’t somebody please think of the blow!

 

[SkyeLight]

I just looked at details of all Peace Prize laureates, and while a couple were questionable (Mother Theresa please stand up), Trump would have been an affront to all winners.

POTUS would have been right at home with the other war criminals that were given (not won) the Nobel Peace Prize: Henry Kissinger & Barak Obama. Let us not forget that Alfred Nobel was an arms manufacturer.

 

[Athyrio]

Next he'll threaten to start a nuclear war unless he's given a Nobel Peace Prize. Every year.

Why doesn't he just issue an executive order that declares he won the peace prize and be done with it already?

 

[Dr.Sid]

Why doesn't he just issue an executive order that declares he won the peace prize and be done with it already?

Give the hard working man some time. He'll get there ..

 

[Foster Zygote]

Just give the needy brat a trophy like this, and he might just shut up for a bit.

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That would go perfectly with the current Oval Office decor.