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Trump's promised ICE raids have begun

These freaks feel they are the majority and can go rabid because they have the numbers. In reality, they make up a small % of this great nation. When the Patriots wake up, they’re not gonna like it. Try that in a small town, as Jason Aldean would say.


They're doing it in a city, presumably they'd outnumber a small town?
 
These freaks feel they are the majority and can go rabid because they have the numbers. In reality, they make up a small % of this great nation. When the Patriots wake up, they’re not gonna like it. Try that in a small town, as Jason Aldean would say.

Try that in a small town written and sung by a guy who was raised in a wealthy suburb.
 
Today in Minneapolis, a strong and patriotic agent of ICE bravely terminated a direct threat to our Dear Leader, H.R.H. King Donald J. Trump Esq., as he personally led efforts on the ground to round up drug dealing, rapist foreigners plaguing this middle class suburban neighborhood of a rebellious and ungrateful blue state. Witnesses all agree that the domestic terrorist responsible for the attack had horns like a devil and was shouting "death to Christian babies" as she drove her foreign made vehicle covered in steel spikes directly toward our Dear Leader, who was busy personally subduing no fewer than fifteen armed foreigners who had, only minutes before, been selling heroin and pornography to preschoolers. The brave, masked ICE hero placed himself directly in front of the speeding SUV of death, firing three accurate shots into the demon-possessed terrorist before being impaled on the spikes fitted to the car, requiring extensive surgery and hospitalization to save his heroic life. Happily, his self sacrifice deflected the vehicle before it could endanger our glorious savior, H.R.H. King Donald J.Trump esq., may Heaven preserve him forever.

Shortly after, Hero of the Revolution Kristi Noem, who was dressed in a spectacular outfit, parachuted in to bravely and expertly shoot the devil woman's evil hell-hound to death.

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So apparently Trumpians have been watching one, and probably only one video of the incident and convincing themselves that the car slammed into the officer super-hard so he had to shoot (even though that is against policy). Thing is the video is sped up x4 times, is zoomed in, and is grainy as all get-up compared to most other videos. Someone took that video and slowed it down to its normal speed as a side-by-side and it shows much less of an "impact" that what Trumpers have been claiming:

(Click the arrow on the right to see the unsped version)

The "impact" looks more like he was trying to hold the car in place with his hand, which would explain why his phone camera image suddenly jumps at that point. She doesn't appear to have hit him at all, rather he leaned forward and put his hand out like he was going to force her to stop, and given the mass differential between himself and a Honda Pilot of approximately 22:1, he was shoved backward instead. Had he not done that, it sure looks like there would have been no contact between him and the car.

His first course of action was to try to physically restrain a 4,500 lb. vehicle with his arm. When that failed, his backup course of action was to fire three rounds at the driver's head as she drove past.
 
The "impact" looks more like he was trying to hold the car in place with his hand, which would explain why his phone camera image suddenly jumps at that point. She doesn't appear to have hit him at all, rather he leaned forward and put his hand out like he was going to force her to stop, and given the mass differential between himself and a Honda Pilot of approximately 22:1, he was shoved backward instead. Had he not done that, it sure looks like there would have been no contact between him and the car.

His first course of action was to try to physically restrain a 4,500 lb. vehicle with his arm. When that failed, his backup course of action was to fire three rounds at the driver's head as she drove past.
He executed her, that's all there is to it.
 
ICE Director Lyons: My message to the sheriff is: try and arrest my folks—let’s see what happens.

Question: How bad do things have to get in Minneapolis or even Portland before the president steps into protect your agents?

Lyons: I want to get in front of the secretary or the president but I would say all options are on the table right now


Surge more Feds

Lyons: We will surge more people out there because we have to protect ourselves. Minneapolis police will not come out there and move these protesters, Minnesota state police aren’t coming to help, we have to rely on federal partners and that's what we are going to do.

They really, really want to cause more chaos, and kill more protesters.
 

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