Trump's nickname.

[Mike!]

"Honest Don"

... The Used Car Salesman.
"Com'on down to 'Honest Don's' quality used, I mean pre-owned, automobiles, where cash is king!"

 

[alfaniner]

Or it sounds like "Honest John". You know, the scheming, wheeling-dealing, thespian fox from Pinocchio?

 

[Stacyhs]

Don D. Delay

The D. stands for Delay.

 

[dasmiller]

"Honest Don"

"Honest Don," "Skinny Don," "Compassionate Don," "Magnanimous Don," "Thoughtful Don," "Faithful Don," "Eco-Don," . . . there are a lot of equally-good possibilities, really

 

[W.D.Clinger]

"Honest Don," "Skinny Don," "Compassionate Don," "Magnanimous Don," "Thoughtful Don," "Faithful Don," "Eco-Don," . . . there are a lot of equally-good possibilities, really

Maybe he will call himself by all of those nicknames, but "Honest Don" is the nickname he has already chosen for himself.

He thinks he can stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and say things that make people die laughing, without losing any of his supporters. He may be right.

 

[Norman Alexander]

I would love it if he stood in the middle of 5th Avenue and shot someone.

Himself.

 

[Stacyhs]

I would love it if he stood in the middle of 5th Avenue and shot someone.

Himself.

It would be the best shot ever in the history of shots!

 

[novaphile]

It would be the best shot ever in the history of shots!

People would say: "Sir! Sir! You are the bestiest of besty shots, Sir, the bestest."

 

[Norman Alexander]

People would say: "Sir! Sir! You are the bestiest of besty shots, Sir, the bestest."

That's if they can come up to him.

 

[zorro99]

I still like Dementia Don.

 

[alfaniner]

How about "Shut the **** up Donny!"

 

[ChrisBFRPKY]

Donald John "The Landslide" Trump.

 

[Craig4]

Donald John "The Landslide" Trump.

Why? He's never won the popular vote. Biden took him out and did the spanky dance on that dumb ****'s ass in 2020.

 

[Orphia Nay]

Donald John "The Landslide" Trump.

Slippery like mud.

 

[Stacyhs]

More like Donald John "the Landmine" Trump: Crude, loud, simple and destroys everything around him.

 

[bruto]

Donald John "The Landslide" Trump.

With any luck there will be a landslide this time and he'll be under it.

 

[Mike!]

Donald John "The Landslide" Trump.

Slippery like mud.

Donald John "The mudslide" Trump

 

[Orphia Nay]

(Seen elsewhere)

The name is Bond.

Cantafford Bond.

 

[Hercules Rockefeller]

Derp Führer.

I just came up with that one. Please let it be original!

 

[Stacyhs]

(Seen elsewhere)

The name is Bond.

Cantafford Bond.