alfaniner
Penultimate Amazing
"Donny Two-Weeks."
Oooooooh....you got me! Well done. That's a truly prestigian nitpick. Score one for you. No, let's give you two : thumbsup :: thumbsup :!
Trump may be the Commander in Chief but he's also the Chief Petty Officer.
Good joke, but insulting to petty officers.
Call him a monkey, and you'll be insulting monkeys. Chump's impervious to nicknames, because he's so unbelievably, impossibly gross in every way he's in a class all his own.
Trump may be the Commander in Chief but he's also the Chief Petty Officer.
That last one is trying a little too hard.Chief Officer Petty?
Cromagnon in Chief?
Conman Durr in Chief?
Chief Petty Officious.
Credit where it's due. Chump may not have any talents other than fleecing people (of money, of votes, of general support despite abysmal performance on the job, whatever), but if there's one thing he's good at it's coining (or latching on to, as the case may be) these sneering names for those he wants to sneer at. And he's good at pulling it off, too, no matter how infantile the exercise (or perhaps BECAUSE the exercise is so infantile, and therefore so in synch with Chump's general aspect, and of so many of his blind supporters).
Credit where it's due, Chump's good, not just good but great, at name-calling.
How about just "Orange Man Bad"?
About as good as the average primary school bully.
Honestly I don't think he's that good at name-calling. As this thread has amply demonstrated, good nicknames are hard. Most of Trump's attempts seem pretty low effort. I think he succeeds more by wide exposure and dogged repetition, rather than any real wit.
And even then, they only really get used by Trump himself. Same thing here, by the way. All the nicknames proposed in this thread, but have any of the proponents actually started using one of their proposals? Even just for a week or two, to see how it works?
There are a couple members here who consistently use one nickname all the time. "Dolt 45" is way more witty than anything Trump has come up with, but it still only has any traction with one person here. Even after years of consistent repetition.
About as good as the average primary school bully.
I've never taken this thread seriously and I doubt almost anyone has. I find Trump's public name calling childish and pathetic and says far more about him than those he attempts to insult. Sure, it's childish of us to do it, too. But we're not the President of the United
States and we're anonymous posters on an obscure website. Big difference.
The only real difference is scope. Your name-calling won't catch on out there, but it could catch on here. If you push it here. You could make a real difference in how this community refers to Donald Trump.