Trump's Inauguration Speech

[Regnad Kcin]

Give him a jeep and a chromed Patton helmet. Let him lead the army the way the great generals of his imagination did.

Also a couple of Nerf pistols. Wouldn't want him to accidentally shoot himself in the foot, re irritating the old malady that kept him out of Nam.

 

[Trakar]

Also a couple of Nerf pistols. Wouldn't want him to accidentally shoot himself in the foot, re irritating the old malady that kept him out of Nam.

ivory-handled nerf pistols (just to make it totally non-PC).

 

[Andy_Ross]

Sat in the nice white tent, on the top of the hill,*sipping*sweet*Sancerre*and directing the battle, a man of Honour.

 

[Trakar]

Sat in the nice white tent, on the top of the hill,*sipping*sweet*Sancerre*and directing the battle, a man of Honour.

Trump's not much of an Anglophile, but if you really want him I'm sure he has his price.