Trump Quote or Someone Else Wrote

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"I don't like to analyze myself because I might not like what I see." Donald Trump


From Michael D'Antonio's book, The Truth About Trump, for which Trump did extensive interviews. D'Antonio spent three years on the book which was published last year. Link
 
"For the most part you can't respect people because most people are not worthy of respect"

The Don
 
I'd like to start a game I like to call:

"Trump Quote or Someone Else Wrote"

Post a single quote here and let others guess whether its a genuine Trump quote, or someone else wrote it in an attempt to sound like Trump.

Then check the spoiler to see if you guessed correctly!

To start us off...





Someone Else Wrote

If not Trump someone trying very hard to imitate him.


Here's mine:

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.


Of course that's Trump.
 
"Look at those hands, are they small hands?"

"And, [see spoiler] referred to my hands — 'If they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee."

Donald Trump responding to Marco Rubio after Rubio made some odd remarks regarding the size of Tump's hands.
 
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I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists.

Hedley Lamarr
 
I'd like to start a game I like to call:

"Trump Quote or Someone Else Wrote"

Post a single quote here and let others guess whether its a genuine Trump quote, or someone else wrote it in an attempt to sound like Trump.

Then check the spoiler to see if you guessed correctly!

To start us off...





Someone Else Wrote

So you took a Trump quote, and changed it slightly to show...what?
 
So you took a Trump quote, and changed it slightly to show...what?

I took that from someone on Reddit, and while I believe Trump has said similar things, a cursory search didn't show that being a Trump quote. And reading it at the time I couldn't tell if it was or not.

I have no agenda for starting this. Trump has a unique way of speaking that has been commented on or imitated by many in a joking manner and I thought this would be mildly entertaining.
 
"It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep."
Mussolini, and retweeted by Trump
 
“THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS RACISM ANYMORE. WE’VE HAD A BLACK PRESIDENT SO IT’S NOT A QUESTION ANYMORE. ARE THEY SAYING BLACK LIVES SHOULD MATTER MORE THAN WHITE LIVES OR ASIAN LIVES? IF BLACK LIVES MATTER, THEN GO BACK TO AFRICA? WE’LL SEE HOW MUCH THEY MATTER THERE.”


Super IQ Trump
 
I took that from someone on Reddit, and while I believe Trump has said similar things, a cursory search didn't show that being a Trump quote. And reading it at the time I couldn't tell if it was or not.

I have no agenda for starting this. Trump has a unique way of speaking that has been commented on or imitated by many in a joking manner and I thought this would be mildly entertaining.

My bad.

I wouldn't say Trump's way of speaking is unique. Seems quite common among the repeatedly concussed.
 
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"Maybe we should let him try authoritarianism. We need strong law and order".

The Governor of Maine, in support of Trump.
 
"If I win, I am going to instruct my attorney general to appoint a special prosecutor to look into your situation, because there has never been so many lies, so much deception. There has never been anything like it, and we’re going to have a special prosecutor.”

Donald Trump's promise to investigate Crooked Hillary's crime spree.
 
"If I win, I am going to instruct my attorney general to appoint a special prosecutor to look into your situation, because there has never been so many lies, so much deception. There has never been anything like it, and we’re going to have a special prosecutor.”

Donald Trump's promise to investigate Crooked Hillary's crime spree.

Thanks much for the reminder.

That has got to be about the most screwed-up campaign pledge in American history and Trump was the one who made it.
 
"What the hell I wanna go off and go to work for? Work for what? Money? I got all the money in the world. I'm the king, man. I run the underworld, guy. I decide who does what and where they do it at. What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards”

Charles Manson
 
“I know she has begun to hate everyday Americans."

Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta

(Source: WikiLeaks)
 
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