Trump Autobiography

[Crossbow]

Trump Autobiography

I am just curious, ...

Since Trump never misses a chance to make some decent money for himself, and since Trump never misses a chance to shamelessly promote himself, then I expect that Trump will publish his autobiography which will focus on his time as President within the next few weeks.

So, I was just wondering, will anyone here on the Forum read such a text?

As for me, I expect that I would try to read such a book. However, I would buy a used copy of the the book at a place like a flea market, a yard sale, or some such other thing in order to prevent any of the proceedes from such a sale going to POS like Trump.

Thanks much.

 

[Cavemonster]

I believe there are laws in place to prevent criminals from profiting off of books about their crimes.

 

[Upchurch]

I suspect it will be neither an autobiography nor nonfiction.

 

[Dave Rogers]

I can't imagine wanting to read a word of it. If he writes it himself, it'll be unreadable anyway.

Dave

 

[alfaniner]

He's only going to need two letters for the entire text.

"M" and "E".

 

[Mojo]

I don’t read much fiction these days.

 

[CORed]

I can't imagine wanting to read a word of it. If he writes it himself, it'll be unreadable anyway.

Dave

He probably won't write it. I'm pretty sure all of "his" previous books have been ghostwritten.

 

[Thermal]

Not even. It'll be a short comic strip with matching vocabulary.

Eta: chose no-money-but-try-to-read option, just in case there is something relevant to the future or understanding the past in there, but a summary from a trusted source would probably do just as well

 

[dudalb]

The guy who ghost wrote "Art Of The Deal" has turned on Trump, and described working with him like working with a spoiled, obnoxious 8 year old given to temper tantrums if he did not get his way.. A year ago he pretty much predicted exactly how Trump would behave if he lost the election.

 

[sackett]

I read Mein Kampf in high school.

 

[Trebuchet]

I read Mein Kampf in high school.

That's unfair to Hitler, he probably wrote it himself.

 

[Elagabalus]

"Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV. My Life." by Donald J. Trump.

 

[cullennz]

I would for a laugh.

 

[cullennz]

"Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV. My Life." by Donald J. Trump.

"Trump - How I made online forums repetitively boring with everyone bringing me up in every thread" - Donald Trump - Available on audible

 

[angrysoba]

"Trump - How I made online forums repetitively boring with everyone bringing me up in every thread" - Donald Trump - Available on audible

Alternative Title: "It's a Thread About Me!: Don't Pitch a Hissy Fit About Being Bored Reading Posts About Me if You Clicked the Link (And Thanks for Buying My Book!)"

 

[cullennz]

Alternative Title: "It's a Thread About Me!: Don't Pitch a Hissy Fit About Being Bored Reading Posts About Me if You Clicked the Link (And Thanks for Buying My Book!)"

Lol

 

[The Atheist]

Trump Autobiography...

Will be written in Sharpie and consist of two pages.

Text reads: I am the greatest, most popular president ever and hold the record for the largest inauguration crowd.

[/insert spelling mistakes and insert or remove punctuation for realism]

 

[angrysoba]

Will be written in Sharpie and consist of two pages.

Text reads: I am the greatest, most popular president ever and hold the record for the largest inauguration crowd.

[/insert spelling mistakes and insert or remove punctuation for realism]

I think there should be a few pages dedicated to people who he is currently upset with... Kenyan guy Barak HUSSAIN Obama!, Crooked Hillary, boring musician John Legend, etc...

 

[cullennz]

"Trump - How I achieved the hair, while being the bestest president evers" "Forward by Tucker Carlson and Roseanne Barr"

 

[8enotto]

Several of his ex staffers already wrote books of how his reign of blunders and tantrums went. I would trust those for accuracy over his version.

I imagine the first chapter would be his version of the SNL Frankenstein skits.
Instead of " fire bad! ". It would be " trump great!!! "

But it can't have too many big words in it or his " good people " will have trouble reading it.