To a (R), Red Tailed Hawk = Abortion

[TragicMonkey]

I heard that Obama used all the tax money to buy red tailed hawks to donate to Planned Parenthood so they could train them to perform abortions faster so they can kill more white babies faster.

 

[marplots]

What kind of world do we live in where you can't exploit children to get a bill passed?

"If you don't vote for this, those kids in the balcony will cry."

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I heard that Obama used all the tax money to buy red tailed hawks to donate to Planned Parenthood so they could train them to perform abortions faster so they can kill more white babies faster.

Not all of it. Poor people are getting Obama Hawks free of charge.

 

[Foolmewunz]

I heard that Obama used all the tax money to buy red tailed hawks to donate to Planned Parenthood so they could train them to perform abortions faster so they can kill more white babies faster.

Ix-nay, sad simian. We aren't supposed to talk about that.


Oh, well. Now that it's out. Yeah. It was brilliant, too. The hawks can do it on the fly and can swoop down into trailer parks and exurban homesteads and take pregnant conservatives' babies before they can stop them. And then, who're they going to tell? It'll be more News of the World fodder. "Aliens Snatch Trailer Park Baby! Secret Nursery On Dark Side of Moon?"

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

It'll be more News of the World fodder. "Aliens Snatch Trailer Park Baby! Secret Nursery On Dark Side of Moon?"

Are those Dingo Hawks?

 

[Foolmewunz]

Are those Dingo Hawks?

As long as you're not upstate New York. Then it would be the dread Hudson Hawk

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

As long as you're not upstate New York. Then it would be the dread Hudson Hawk

You had to go an open old wounds, didn't you.

 

[sadhatter]

"Meat and law. Two things you stop liking once you've seen it made."

I've heard that before, but I've known butchers and farmers, and nothing has off put me from eating meat. Stuff dies so i can eat it, as long as its an animal i don't really care for as a pet, I'm perfectly fine.

On the flip side i stopped watching bear grylis, and buying his knives for eating a skunk, so to each their own.

 

[shemp]

Here in New Hampshire, we have 400 (yes, 400!) state representatives in the state house. Statistically, some of them are bound to be loons.

 

[Puppycow]

To be honest, I'm kind of sympathetic to the following argument:

Rep. John Burt, a Republican from Goffstown said, "Bottom line, if we keep bringing more of these bills, and bills, and bills forward that really I think we shouldn't have in front of us, we'll be picking a state hot dog next."

Maybe there are more important issues they should be debating than bills like this. The state legislature isn't there to teach civics to 4th graders.

 

[Joey McGee]

"Meat and law. Two things you stop liking once you've seen it made."

I watched a Temple Grandin documentary and at least in that place cows go calmly in a line into a machine that sends a bolt into their brain killing them instantly and they expect nothing. This is important to me, because I have a suspicion that the fight or flight chemicals would give the meat a bad taste.

 

[Trebuchet]

The saying is usually "sausage and law". You might not want to know what goes into either. But the result is generally better with sausage.

 

[marplots]

I watched a Temple Grandin documentary and at least in that place cows go calmly in a line into a machine that sends a bolt into their brain killing them instantly and they expect nothing. This is important to me, because I have a suspicion that the fight or flight chemicals would give the meat a bad taste.

Or a good taste.

"Now tortured for extra flavor!"

 

[Caper]

Not like grade 4's are going to get the dig.

 

[Joey McGee]

Or a good taste.

"Now tortured for extra flavor!"

Is that why the king of the jungle eats it's prey alive? Science needs to answer this question.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The saying is usually "sausage and law". You might not want to know what goes into either. But the result is generally better with sausage.

Blood sausage being a serious exception.

 

[marplots]

Is that why the king of the jungle eats it's prey alive? Science needs to answer this question.

Putting the "fresh" back in "flesh."

The ads just write themselves.

 

[Foolmewunz]

Or a good taste.

"Now tortured for extra flavor!"

Is that why the king of the jungle eats it's prey alive? Science needs to answer this question.

Putting the "fresh" back in "flesh."

The ads just write themselves.

Maybe we could get a TV show on the Food Network.... "Not-Cooking With Cuauhtemoc". Aztec recipes for still live organ meats. (No dogs or horses were harmed in the making of this show.)

 

[Myron Proudfoot]

To be honest, I'm kind of sympathetic to the following argument:


Maybe there are more important issues they should be debating than bills like this. The state legislature isn't there to teach civics to 4th graders.

they're not there to be ******** to little kids either. if it was inappropriate then the committee that approved it should not have done so. Legislatures vote for little bills like this all the time, declaring state puppy day, or thanking some local person for their community services, etc. making a bunch of kids feel like crap for daring to learn about the legislative process won't do anything to reduce the number of these little bits of legislation. It's like going around knocking ice cream cones of the hands of kids in the summer and declaring you're doing it to fight childhood obesity. No, they're doing it because they're dicks.

 

[tsig]

Here in New Hampshire, we have 400 (yes, 400!) state representatives in the state house. Statistically, some of them are bound to be loons.

Loons deserve representation too, there's nothing sadder than the sound a lonely loon circling the hustings crying for votes.