Tiger Woods bombs out in latest tourny.

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"Woods missed the cut for only the sixth time in his professional career after rounds of 74 and 79. That alone should be no real cause for concern but it was the manner of his early exit that was most alarming. By his own incredible standards, this was a train crash the golfing world never expected to see. Woods looked like a man with the weight of the world on his shoulders but insisted the distractions in his private life were not to blame."
 
It's as if he's distracted by some non-golf business, or something.

What could it possibly be, I wonder.
 
If you listen, you can actually hear Tiger Woods becoming more irrelevant as the golf seconds tick by.

And this coming from a golf fan, too.
 
SnidelyW said:
If you listen, you can actually hear Tiger Woods becoming more irrelevant as the golf seconds tick by.

And this coming from a golf fan, too.
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From the "Insider" on the radio this AM:
Tiger's 4th concubine was sitting on #1 tee, and made sure she made eye contact. Concubines 1-3 were on the back 9, doing the same thing.
He actually retreated to the security tent for a bit, unsure if they were going to make a scene or whatever. Rumor has it they will also be at this next tournament, with possibly more of them...
Wonder how much they had down in Vegas on whether he'd make the cut?
 
SnidelyW said:
If you listen, you can actually hear Tiger Woods becoming more irrelevant as the golf seconds tick by.

And this coming from a golf fan, too.
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The PGA better be careful Tiger becoming "irrelevant" doesn't go as poorly as Jordan becoming irrelevant to the NBA was.
 
Giggywig said:
The PGA better be careful Tiger becoming "irrelevant" doesn't go as poorly as Jordan becoming irrelevant to the NBA was.
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Rory freakin' McElroy just did a Tiger on Sunday.

Shot 62 in the final round to make Phil "the Thrill" Mickelson's tidy little 68 look anemic. Mind you, with the bit of the tournament I saw, I could not believe Phil shot a 68, given some of the garbage he hit and a putt or two that he blew, but that's always been his way.

Rory? McExcellent!

DR
 
The Central Scrutinizer said:
Yep. While Jack certainly didn't invent coming from behind to win on Sunday, he was the first one who became noted for Sunday charges.
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*Dan Jenkins voice*

Arnie's Sunday Charge in the last round of the US Open at Cherry Hills (1960) predates Jack's later charges.

DR
 
Well, I root against Tiger now, but not because of TEH SEXOR!!!

Here's what he should have done:

Call a press conference within a week of the clubbing event and say, "My wife caught me cheating. I feel bad that I hurt her. I feel worse for my kids. But guess what? THey're *********** rich. How many of you would trade places with my wife right now? I'll do what I can, but they will live great, luxurious lives because I can hit a little stationary ball into a hole."

Then he shows up at the Masters with a goatee (universal symbol of evil) and openly solicits hook-ups from the gallery. He runs with the villain motiff making golf interesting. When in public, he's surrounded by an entourage of strippers.

Instead he's a "sex addict." Wimpy.
 
TraneWreck said:
Here's what he should have done:

Call a press conference within a week of the clubbing event and say, "My wife caught me cheating. I feel bad that I hurt her. I feel worse for my kids. But guess what? THey're *********** rich. How many of you would trade places with my wife right now? I'll do what I can, but they will live great, luxurious lives because I can hit a little stationary ball into a hole."

Then he shows up at the Masters with a goatee (universal symbol of evil) and openly solicits hook-ups from the gallery. He runs with the villain motiff making golf interesting. When in public, he's surrounded by an entourage of strippers.

Instead he's a "sex addict." Wimpy.
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Gonna stand with you on this one.

Can you say TV ratings for the PGA tour?

How would Tim Finchem love him (secretly) ... let me count the ways!

DR
 
TraneWreck said:
Well, I root against Tiger now, but not because of TEH SEXOR!!!

Here's what he should have done:

Call a press conference within a week of the clubbing event and say, "My wife caught me cheating. I feel bad that I hurt her. I feel worse for my kids. But guess what? THey're *********** rich. How many of you would trade places with my wife right now? I'll do what I can, but they will live great, luxurious lives because I can hit a little stationary ball into a hole."

Then he shows up at the Masters with a goatee (universal symbol of evil) and openly solicits hook-ups from the gallery. He runs with the villain motiff making golf interesting. When in public, he's surrounded by an entourage of strippers.

Instead he's a "sex addict." Wimpy.
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Then he calls out The Nature Boy Rick Flair for a cage match!
 
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