How about this as a reply?:
God contains the universe
God is more than the universe
God interacts with the universe
There has never been a time when God has not interacted with the universe
God can control all events in the universe
The universe is bounded in time and space
God is not bounded in time and space
God could destroy the universe if God wished
The universe (or anything in it) could not destroy God
We (in the universe), are limited in our understanding by the spatial and temporal boundaries of the universe
God's knowledge has no such limitations
Therefore, in many senses God has priority over the universe, and this state of affairs is what 'creation' is properly meant to refer to, in the religious sense. There simply is no human word outside of scripture that comes close to pointing towards all these attributes of God's relationship to creation, perhaps 'ontological priority', or 'transcendent', would be the closest options. This is what is truly meant by 'holy'.
The others have already said the biggest problems, but here's one more, and it's important too: which God? For example, in that list, you just more or less described Lovecraft's
Yog-Sothoth.
One thing that is starting to annoy me with arguments for God, is that they don't even support the whole claim. Fallacious as that support is, it's not even a tiny part of what was actually claimed.
And it's actually important, because it actually makes the whole argument useless and pointless.
If I told you, for example, "everything has a cause, including cherry trees, therefore someone must have planted the cherry tree in my back yard, therefore it was the Iga ninja clan", you'd probably go, "whoa, back up a little, how do you know which ninja clan?"
But that's exactly the argument people make about God. Kalam in its original form and intent, what it actually supports (fallaciously, mind you), "SOMETHING must have created the universe", but where it actually goes from there is "... and therefore it's Allah." Not just any God, mind you, but specifically the one who dictated the Quran and all. Well, how the <bleep> do you know that last bit?
Seriously. Even if I were to get enough brain damage to accept Kalam, the "therefore it's <insert very specific god>" part would still be unsupported.
Essentially, the monstrosity of the claim is that it boils down to "bla, bla, bla, therefore something created the universe, and therefore you'll go to hell if you have buttseks with another guy." Well, how the hell do you get from the former to the latter? How do you know it's not the god of gay buttseks that made the universe? For all we know, his first attempt could have been Adam and Steve, before grudgingly acknowledging that they need women too in order to reproduce.
Exactly which part of the "there must be a first cause" argument, also supports the "and he hates gays, and he hates premarital sex, and he wants us to bomb the Muslims, and he doesn't want women priests, etc" parts of the specific God that's then squeezed into that first-cause shaped hole?
And that is what makes the argument useless and pointless. Even if I were to accept such first cause arguments, what it actually says is that *A* god created the universe, but not which. You don't know what it wants, what's his plan. You don't know if it wants anything at all, or has a plan at all. It could just as well be just an experiment in seeing how the whole universe evolves with this set of rules, rather than caring what each individual of sentient life form that evolved in that universe does when it's naked.
What do you do to please a god that's only supported by "something must have created the universe"? Is there ANYTHING you can do to please it? How would you know? Exactly what part of that is supported by the first cause argument?