This is not the April Stundie nomination thread

Well, flux -- we were supposed to know this by induction?
 
000063 said:
Guys, I thought you were brighter than to resort to puns. Light-hearted as it may be, it's derailing the thread. Only you have the power to stop yourselves.
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I agree, we must all conduct ourselves in better manner, lest we impede the flow of current Stundie nominations!
 
jaydeehess said:
I think we all saw the potential of that post......
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Klimax said:
And it's quite (con-)current...
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sts60 said:
I think it's time to offer some resistance to this nonsense.
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TjW said:
With some reluctance, I'll have to ask you to leave any impedance at Ohm.
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Klimax said:
It's not in my capacity and it's too conductive.
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000063 said:
Guys, I thought you were brighter than to resort to puns. Light-hearted as it may be, it's derailing the thread. Only you have the power to stop yourselves.
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TSR said:
Well, flux -- we were supposed to know this by induction?
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Horatius said:
I agree, we must all conduct ourselves in better manner, lest we impede the flow of current Stundie nominations!
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Kid Eager said:
Some of you just don't know when to leave the field
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SUSpilot said:
On the other hand, these puns do have potential.
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I weep. Ladies and gentlemen, I thank you. Such punes should be lauded.
 
Stop this, or you all will be charged with breach of rule 11 of the Membership Agreement I need to repeat what has been said before, the conduct you are currently exhibiting only serves as a shunt to the flow of Stundie material. Your behaviour repels fine Stundies where this thread ought to attract them. Although the puns in isolation do not seem quite serious, collectively they have had a negative impact: the Stundie flux ground to a halt. So please, resist the temptation.

Thank you for your cooperation.
 
Clayton Moore said:
The failed demonstrations reminds me of the gaps in the various so called 9/11 investigations.
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Pages of debate about the accuracy of computer modeling, generating at least one Stundie already, culminates in the ultimate of logical debate: Reductio ad dominoes. At which point he comes up with this gem.
 
NutCracker said:
Stop this, or you all will be charged with breach of rule 11 of the Membership Agreement I need to repeat what has been said before, the conduct you are currently exhibiting only serves as a shunt to the flow of Stundie material. Your behaviour repels fine Stundies where this thread ought to attract them. Although the puns in isolation do not seem quite serious, collectively they have had a negative impact: the Stundie flux ground to a halt. So please, resist the temptation.

Thank you for your cooperation.
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Ooh, that Hertz.
 
I was going to post here but I underwent a volt-face.
 
grmcdorman said:
CM is trying to cast a Christian profane oath, "Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick" - historically, like four-letter words today - as an attack on Christianity. It's not, anymore than words like S'blood ("his blood") or Zounds ("his wounds") were in Shakespeare's day.
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Meh, I shouldn't have been sarcastic on the internet. I know about that stuff but don't get why it's consider a Stundie.
 
No, it's ductile -- it has to do with the Stundie's ability to deform under Teslale stress.
 
http://38degrees.uservoice.com/foru...-mass-aerosol-spraying-of-the-sky-s-#comments

It's time to stop those evil chemtrails. An online petition should do it.

"Mass Aerosol spraying of the sky's.

Chemtrails are a new phenomena which has struck all over the world. It seems that the government are using planes to spray populated areas with a chemical solution, which can make people very sick, but why??. Normal contrails usually dissipate very rapidly, are of relatively short length, and show variability in their formation from the engines. Chemtrails usually extend continuously and expand to transform into a cirrus type cloud layer. Apart from the repeated, intense, and unusual flight-patterns, odd illnesses will sometimes strike people shortly after these chemtrail episodes; multiple witnesses have also reported a cobweb-like substance seen falling from the sky."

At the time of posting there are 76 signatures.
 
Is this a revolt? Look, I speak as Chairman of the Society for Positive Change of Conduct of Forum Members. In this capacity I have great powers. I am charged with several responsibilities, one of which is seeing to it that forum members resist the urge to post these puns. I have been very successful in my field, so be warned, stop it!
 
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