Things that god can't do!

[The Grave]

Suicide.... god can't commit suicide...

Griff...

 

[lordcow]

and in a sudden show of defiance, existence was no more.

 

[elliotfc]

Can't bring a Super Bowl win or Stanley Cup to Buffalo.

 

[The Grave]

Hehehehe

and in a sudden show of defiance, existence was no more.

But if god has created everything: ergo IT already doesn't exist!

So another thing god can't do... actually exist... when everything else exists...

Jeepers this is beginning to become so obvious I'm surprised god never thought of it....


Ha ha! Another thing IT can't do!

Griff...


How many is that now? I haven't counted... have you ?

 

[The Grave]

Oh.


god can't:-


Bend a straight line...........
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Griff...

 

[Dorian Gray]

Oh.


god can't:-


Bend a straight line...........
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Griff...

Anyone can do that - surface of a sphere or cylinder.

 

[The Grave]

A straight line is straight!

A bent line is bent...

Duuuu.......

Griff...on the straight and narrow page...

 

[Snap]

God cannot do what he could. He can only do what he would.

 

[The Grave]

 

[Snap]

Because God is omnipotent, he cannot do what he cannot do.
Therefore, he can do what he cannot do.
Meaning he cannot do what he can do.
Thank you.