They're Back!!! Crop Circles!!!

[John Albert]

I'd really love to see some crop circles spelling out skeptical messages in the Futurama alphabet.

 

[CORed]

I think you are dismissing the phenomena too easily. There are many thousands of these "circles," many of which are extraordinarily complex and beautiful.

It is hard to believe, though of possible, that so many people are helicoptering in to so many fields so frequently and producing such elaborate results without mistake and with such precision. And without getting noticed.

So you think aliens are doing it is more believable?

It would be interesting to determine out how much time it would take a team, dropping in by helicopter to create hundreds of circles and triangles, so precisely placed, without error. In some cases they have been created near to areas of people, which limits the time to create to the night.

Well, Straycat would be a lot more informative on this topic, but I'm guessing it doesn't take nearly as long as you think it would.

 

[rwguinn]

Public Service Announcement: If you discover tigers in your field making crop circles, let them get on with it. Do not attempt to stop them: space tigers can be very dangerous when interupted.

Tyger! tyger! burning bright
In the wheat fields of the night
Down to earth from space you fly
Form the rings for us to see.

In what distant deeps of space
Came your magic, mystic race?
Feline alien in tooth and claw
Tread the wheat with mighty paw.

Theyalways attack before they can win.
"Scream and Leap"--always gets them in trouble...

 

[Resume]

Tyger, tyger burning bright
he'll eat your ass in one bite
don't matter how much you fuss-n-fight
he'll eat you then jump up a tree.

 

[23_Tauri]

But how does he get them so geometrically precise?
He uses Tiggernometry of course!

Win!

 

[Mike!]

Helicopters?

Stealth helicopters. They're all the rage.

You can pick up good used Black Stealth Heicopters for pennies on the dollar at Goverment auctions all the time. If you know where to look, of course.

 

[John Albert]

You can pick up good used Black Stealth Heicopters for pennies on the dollar at Goverment auctions all the time. If you know where to look, of course.

You have to look closely though; they're kind of hard to spot.

 

[Correa Neto]

OMG!

First, the flying tigers, then the amphibious attack tigers, and now this... The crop circle flying tigers.

Yeah, we are pretty much f-worded...

 

[George]

And one other.

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/ThePsychoClown/Tigger-circle.jpg

But how does he get them so geometrically precise?
He uses Tiggernometry of course!

Clearly it helps if you rub a bit of tiger balm on the bum.

 

[George 152]

Sorry, you've lost me now. Are you saying tigers make crop circles?!




Any bets on whether we ever see the OP again?

Yup. Especially when they're stalking the barley and when they get wheat feet

 

[Nay_Sayer]

Corn circle believers always say that the circles cannot be man made because the makers would leave tracks in the corn. I saw a documentary in which two circle makers demonstrated that it is quite easy to walk though the corn without leaving tracks.

I may have seen that documentary. Did the one you see, After they made said crop circle, Then [The people making the documentary] bring in a psychic who claimed to feel the alien vibrations and other such woo while wandering around it?

Fun Fact I made a Snow Circle once in my backyard without leaving a single set of foot prints.

 

[TjW]

And one other.

[qimg]http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/ThePsychoClown/Tigger-circle.jpg[/qimg]

But how does he get them so geometrically precise?
He uses Tiggernometry of course!

Oh, pooh.

 

[dafydd]

I may have seen that documentary. Did the one you see, After they made said crop circle, Then [The people making the documentary] bring in a psychic who claimed to feel the alien vibrations and other such woo while wandering around it?

Yes, and the crowd of believers who turned up and threw stones at some circle makers who had been hired to make a circle in broad daylight.

 

[zooterkin]

Yes, and the crowd of believers who turned up and threw stones at some circle makers who had been hired to make a circle in broad daylight.

Well, no wonder they do it under the cover of darkness, then.

 

[pakeha]

Yes, and the crowd of believers who turned up and threw stones at some circle makers who had been hired to make a circle in broad daylight.

Oh, myy.
Off to find the link!

 

[Andy_Ross]

I may have seen that documentary. Did the one you see, After they made said crop circle, Then [The people making the documentary] bring in a psychic who claimed to feel the alien vibrations and other such woo while wandering around it?

Fun Fact I made a Snow Circle once in my backyard without leaving a single set of foot prints.

I can make yellow snow.

 

[dafydd]

Oh, myy.
Off to find the link!

I'll see if I can dig it up for you. It was a Nat Geo documentary.

 

[dafydd]

Here it is.

 

[calebprime]

Tyger, tyger burning bright
he'll eat your ass in one bite
don't matter how much you fuss-n-fight
he'll eat you then jump up a tree.

I feel that this is a very good poem.

 

[23_Tauri]

I may have seen that documentary. Did the one you see, After they made said crop circle, Then [The people making the documentary] bring in a psychic who claimed to feel the alien vibrations and other such woo while wandering around it?

Fun Fact I made a Snow Circle once in my backyard without leaving a single set of foot prints.

Yoooooooo non-believers, all of you!