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Penultimate Amazing
I think you make your best point, in the "Canals of Mars", analogy. To which I can only retort, that there ARE areas on Mars that look to have supported water flow...that someone saw these as man made irrigation tools is moot. There ARE darken areas where water once flowed. If 'I' am mis-identifying a common natural occurrence as something created by an intelligence, then it is not 'common' to me or anyone else I've presented my findings to.
Things lay undiscovered, where we can't go with ease...until the heavens are our playground, we likely will not be able to fully investigate or test my hypothesis.
As for how I portrayed this post...I can't say that your wording would have been anymore successfully in garnering serious discussion. I could be wrong... but I saw no serious difference between what I've requested, and your suggested topic.
I must have missed the polite, serious, to the point part(s)...
You obviously did miss the posts in which I and others responded quite directly to your original post and your original question. It is of course almost impossible not to adopt a light and flippant tone in much of this, yet I believe we addressed the question with direct and pertinent considerations, regarding the likelihood under your stipulation that your plan could be implemented, the likelihood that if implemented it would succeed, and the likelihood that if it succeeded it would be a disaster.
If you see no serious difference between what you requested and the original topic, it's no wonder you're having problems here, because your original topic includes and invites possibilities far beyond anything you are prepared to accept with relation to what the ET are, what they might do, and whether the sort that you believe in exist at all. You've cherry picked your anecdotes, your possible approaches and your imagined results to exclude anything that you had not decided before you started the thread. It was never really a question at all. Bad faith there.