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King of the Americas said:
My long standing theory is they will show up when most of the world is watching for them.
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Just to be clear, this scenario is still hypothetical right? You don't seriously believe if we put out an alien only bacon buffet during the opening ceremonies of the Olympic games, they'll come down and eat?
 
I'm sure if we do that they'll visit us as clearly as they have been visiting us for the past years.
But do we want them to?

After all, the fact that we've never seen any discernable information and that they can evade our most careful scans and detection systems can only mean they are up to no good.
Best case scenario we're being filmed for some alien version of youtube.
 
Lukraak_Sisser said:
I'm sure if we do that they'll visit us as clearly as they have been visiting us for the past years.
But do we want them to?

After all, the fact that we've never seen any discernable information and that they can evade our most careful scans and detection systems can only mean they are up to no good.
Best case scenario we're being filmed for some alien version of youtube.
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They're out to steal our bacon!
 
If the pictograms had worked out for the Nazca, would we not now know this, since they would have made a very advantageous alliance with the gods?

Why would you think they'll show up at the olympics? We've had a lot of olympics, and they haven't done it yet.

If they're gods, isn't it kind of their job to figure out how to do their job? Why should we put out the bacon? They should be bringing their own.

These gods don't seem very useful. If one of them shows up with a snow shovel I'm willing to negotiate.
 
Hellbound said:
As a lure.



Yes, but everyone knows free bacon is better. And once they're here, we jump them and take their advanced bacon technology for our own!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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With any luck, we can turn the aliens into bacon.
 
Giggywig said:
Just to be clear, this scenario is still hypothetical right? You don't seriously believe if we put out an alien only bacon buffet during the opening ceremonies of the Olympic games, they'll come down and eat?
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If they aren't Jewish or Islamic...yep.

Actually, I 'think' that if it was broadly advertised, and a portion of the ceremonies dedicated to "a moment skyward", they would show up or descend, as it were.
 
Lukraak_Sisser said:
I'm sure if we do that they'll visit us as clearly as they have been visiting us for the past years.
But do we want them to?

After all, the fact that we've never seen any discernable information and that they can evade our most careful scans and detection systems can only mean they are up to no good.
Best case scenario we're being filmed for some alien version of youtube.
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I think it more likely that we are being studied, not unlike our scientists study other wildlife, while trying not to interfere with their daily activities.

Stories of abduction always sound remarkable similar to how we might tag and release animals.
 
I would like to announce the creation of MBLC, Makin Bacon for the Lords of Creation, an unofficial non-profit dedicated to the colelction of bacon, bacon recipes, and bacon cooking utensils on behalf of our alien overlords (minus a small percentage used to provide upkeep and administartion costs).

Please send all your bacon and bacon related items to me, so we can present a lovely buffet for our extra-terrestrial friends.
 
Hellbound said:
As a lure.



Yes, but everyone knows free bacon is better. And once they're here, we jump them and take their advanced bacon technology for our own!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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I like the way you think!

Advanced bacon technology...WOW! Just imagine the possibilities.

After hearing this story (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6842543), I immediately changed my christmas list to include no less than 3 Bacon-of-the-Month memberships.

With advanced bacon technology we could travel through time, I am sure of it.
 
Hellbound said:
I would like to announce the creation of MBLC, Makin Bacon for the Lords of Creation, an unofficial non-profit dedicated to the colelction of bacon, bacon recipes, and bacon cooking utensils on behalf of our alien overlords (minus a small percentage used to provide upkeep and administartion costs).

Please send all your bacon and bacon related items to me, so we can present a lovely buffet for our extra-terrestrial friends.
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I don't think any one person should be trusted with that much bacon. Bacon corrupts absolutely.
 
bruto said:
If the pictograms had worked out for the Nazca, would we not now know this, since they would have made a very advantageous alliance with the gods?

Why would you think they'll show up at the olympics? We've had a lot of olympics, and they haven't done it yet.

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We haven't invited them or made room in the opening ceremonies for what would be a very dramatic arrival.
 
The overdose of cholesterol would make any advanced species wary of coming here for a bacon fest!
And as they would be normal, like me, they'd want a healthy glopping of eggs with the bacon.
 
If indeed there are extraterrestrial or extradimensional aliens interested in us, the internet would be the perfect format for them to interact and communicate with us. Message boards, chat rooms, it's really ideal for such a thing.

*Clandestinely, I am saying.

As for making contact, I don't think us coming together and pleading for them would illicit any response at all on their part.
 
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