The Zionist Conspiracy Theory Generator

[MaGZ]

Please present your evidence.

Proof?
NOTE: Alex Jones and any of that ilk are not sources

The British not only wanted Jews in America to bring this country in, but also the Jewish Bolshevik regime in Russia was sought by the British to reenter the war.

http://www.totallyjewish.com/news/national/c-7480/90th-anniversary-of-balfour-declaration/

Why did the British government issue its public support for Zionism in 1917? Part of the reason is that Britain was in the middle of fighting World War I and felt that its actions could help rally Jewish support for the cause, notably amongst Russian and American Jewry, whose countries were reluctant participants. As well, the British dropped Balfour Declaration leaflets in Yiddish over Germany to sway German Jewish soldiers. The Zionists, a minority within a minority Jewish population, were able to bluff their importance.

 

[Pardalis]

I fail to see how the Jews forced the USA to enter WW1. The Germans sank the Lusitania and 2 other ships after that. The USA decided it had enough of the U-boat attacks. It seems pretty simple.

Remember this is MaGZ. Everything is a Jewish conspiracy that leads to Israel.

ETA: In other words, MaGZ is the living, breathing Zionist Conspiracy Generator.

 

[stilicho]

JFC Fuller was a brilliant military thinker,but he had a LOT of totally bizarre and often obnoxious opinions. His statements on anything outside of nuts and bolts military matters are to be taken with a ton of salt.

My point isn't to defend Fuller's anti-semitism or his inclusion of the "Potocki Memo" in his military histories, but to indicate that you can read standard histories and be exposed honestly to the ideas that MaGZ has. Anybody with a mere curiosity of military history, and no idea about Fuller's extra-curricular activities, would read into that direct quote just as they would any other part of his work.

As another example, respected historian John Keegan has at least twice (that I know of) cited David Irving's work on the life and times of Adolph Hitler. To a curious individual, this might validate Irving's other, less reputable, work.

Perhaps unlike "pure science", citation in history, philosophy, and political science doesn't necessarily validate the whole body of the work or even its thesis. This is anathema to scientists who expect everything in the cited work to be valid. Hence the "peer review" mantra which doesn't work in the social sciences.

 

[stilicho]

The British not only wanted Jews in America to bring this country in, but also the Jewish Bolshevik regime in Russia was sought by the British to reenter the war.

http://www.totallyjewish.com/news/national/c-7480/90th-anniversary-of-balfour-declaration/

Your specious argument here is that the megalomaniacal and omnipotent Jews were so weak they couldn't even compel Russia to help defeat Germany. Are you absolutely certain the Bolsheviks were part of the Jewish plot to run the world? The Bolsheviks were the only ones determined to keep Russia *out* of the war with the Central Powers.

So, if they were a part of a "Jewish plot", they worked against their own aims. How fiendishly clever!

 

[gtc]

I have been in bed with the flu this weekend. Its given me time to re-read two books.

The first was about the Black Death of the late 1340s. Interestingly enough the term 'Black Death' appears to be relatively new; it was originally called the great mortality or similiar names. This is interesting because MaGZ tries to claim that the Holocaust is invented because the term was only coined in the 1960s.

Reading about the numerous pograms that occurred during the Black Death era got me interested to re-read the book by Norman Cohn called 'Warrant for Genocide' about the forgery of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

One of the key players in that conspiracy theory was a Russian named Nilus. He seems to be a classic conspiracy theorist. He ums and ahs about whether the copy of the Protocols he is studying is supposed to be an original or a copy of the original. He claims that even if it is a forgery, it is still somehow true (Kageki tried to claim this last week).

Most tellingly of all he kept a collection of items in a chest:

Then he proceeded to the 'exhibits in the case'. He opened his chest. Inside there were, in an indescribable state of disorder, detachable collars, india-rubbers, household utensils, insignia of various technical colleges, even the cipher of the Empress Alexandra Feodorovna and the cross of the Legion d'honneur. On all these objects he detected, in his hallucination, the 'seal of the Antichrist', in the form of a triangle or of two super-imposed triangles....If an object bore a trade-mark even vaguely suggesting a triangle, that was enough to secure it entry to his museum.

I felt a sort of fear. It was nearly midnight. The gaze, the voice...everything about Nilus gave me the feeling that we were walking on the edge of an abyss and that at any moment his reason might disintegrate in madness.

Does this remind you of the 911 truth movement? 911Oz are still collecting symbols of the Illuminati. The only thing that has changed is the particular ill that is being blamed on the secret society (no one blames them for the French revolution anymore).

 

[NobbyNobbs]

Here's an interesting little essay.

To sum up: we (the Jews) are apparently responsible for
WWI,
WWII,
the Korean War,
the Vietnam War,
the Bolshevik Revolution,
the plan to destroy Christianity in Russia,
the plan to destroy Christianity in Germany,
the television,
the newspapers,
the political defeat of President Taft,
the election of Woodrow Wilson,
the Federal Reserve System,
complete control of America's economy,
the Great Depression,
the election of FDR,
the sinking of the Lusitania,
the Balfour Declaration,
the bombing of Dresden, Hiroshima, and Nagasaki,
the election of Dwight D. Eisenhower,
the "time of America's greatest derogation, in every phase of life:
militarily; economically; morally; and spiritually",
a secret police organization in the US as an agent of Israel,
control of Congress,
the passage of paramilitary bills through Congress,
donations of obscene amounts of money to key politicians,
filling federal data banks with information about anti-Semites,
and complete, utter, world domination.

Now my question is this....all this work, all these years, all this influence.....


...when the *** do I get my piece of the action?

 

[OldTigerCub]

I just discovered (using the Zionist conspiracy calculator) that the Steelers winning SuperBowl XL was a Zionist conspiracy as well!
(Sorry Brainster... )

 

[MG1962]

Here's an interesting little essay.

To sum up: we (the Jews) are apparently responsible for
WWI,
WWII,
the Korean War,
the Vietnam War,
the Bolshevik Revolution,
the plan to destroy Christianity in Russia,
the plan to destroy Christianity in Germany,
the television,
the newspapers,
the political defeat of President Taft,
the election of Woodrow Wilson,
the Federal Reserve System,
complete control of America's economy,
the Great Depression,
the election of FDR,
the sinking of the Lusitania,
the Balfour Declaration,
the bombing of Dresden, Hiroshima, and Nagasaki,
the election of Dwight D. Eisenhower,
the "time of America's greatest derogation, in every phase of life:
militarily; economically; morally; and spiritually",
a secret police organization in the US as an agent of Israel,
control of Congress,
the passage of paramilitary bills through Congress,
donations of obscene amounts of money to key politicians,
filling federal data banks with information about anti-Semites,
and complete, utter, world domination.

Now my question is this....all this work, all these years, all this influence.....


...when the *** do I get my piece of the action?

Odd you decided to leave out the bombing of Cologne and their collective suicide attempt known as the Holocaust - And we all know them daffy fun loving NAZIS didn't do it - so suicide is the only answer

And I think they did the Dodo and the Great Auk as well

 

[Davidlpf]

Here's an interesting little essay.

To sum up: we (the Jews) are apparently responsible for
WWI,
WWII,
the Korean War,
the Vietnam War,
the Bolshevik Revolution,
the plan to destroy Christianity in Russia,
the plan to destroy Christianity in Germany,
the television,
the newspapers,
the political defeat of President Taft,
the election of Woodrow Wilson,
the Federal Reserve System,
complete control of America's economy,
the Great Depression,
the election of FDR,
the sinking of the Lusitania,
the Balfour Declaration,
the bombing of Dresden, Hiroshima, and Nagasaki,
the election of Dwight D. Eisenhower,
the "time of America's greatest derogation, in every phase of life:
militarily; economically; morally; and spiritually",
a secret police organization in the US as an agent of Israel,
control of Congress,
the passage of paramilitary bills through Congress,
donations of obscene amounts of money to key politicians,
filling federal data banks with information about anti-Semites,
and complete, utter, world domination.

Now my question is this....all this work, all these years, all this influence.....


...when the *** do I get my piece of the action?

you forgot
9/11
the world ending 2012
and their worst crime The View

 

[stilicho]

the political defeat of President Taft

One of my absolute favourites in the history of Jewish world domination. "Let's get fatty...heh-heh..."

Sample Taft Fat Joke:

"While he was in the Philippines, disturbing reports about his health caused Secretary of War Root to send a cabled inquiry. Taft cabled back that he was perfectly all right -- he had just finished a twenty-five-mile horseback ride and was feeling fine. Root read that, smiled, and sent off another cable of solicitude: 'How is horse?'"

 

[timhau]

Here's an interesting little essay.

To sum up: we (the Jews) are apparently responsible for
WWI,
WWII,
etc., etc., etc.

OK, you convinced me. How do I join?

 

[Firestone]

OK, you convinced me. How do I join?

For starters (for males anyway):

 

[timhau]

Ouch.

Could I, um, keep mine so I can better do undercover stuff?

 

[NobbyNobbs]

Odd you decided to leave out the bombing of Cologne and their collective suicide attempt known as the Holocaust - And we all know them daffy fun loving NAZIS didn't do it - so suicide is the only answer

And I think they did the Dodo and the Great Auk as well

I didn't actually take the time to read all the details. That list is what I got from a quick scan. I'm sure there are other things we're responsible for that the home office hasn't gotten around to telling me about yet.

 

[Pardalis]

I just discovered (using the Zionist conspiracy calculator) that the Steelers winning SuperBowl XL was a Zionist conspiracy as well!
(Sorry Brainster... )

Maybe I should ask around the Jewish community for some help with the Canadiens, maybe the NWO can help them out of their slump.

 

[Belz...]

The Zionists did not cause WWI, but they did take advantage of it by making a deal with the British where the British would sign over Palestine and the Jews would bring America into the war.

The rest is history.

Actually, the rest is a huge non sequitur.

 

[timhau]

Maybe I should ask around the Jewish community for some help with the Canadiens, maybe the NWO can help them out of their slump.

Sorry. The NWO teams of choice are the Rangers, the Leafs, and everyone south of the Mason-Dixon line. We're evil, remember?

 

[tomwaits]

The Zionists were responsible for the Roman siege of Jerusalem in 70 AD. They knew that 1900 years later people would support their creation of a new state. How can you sheeple be so blind???

 

[Pardalis]

Zion, Zionism and Zionist are great for scrabble.

So is lycaon, it gave me 50 points once but that's another story.