The Unluckiest Guy in the World

Spill some salt (and then don't toss some over your shoulder)
Drop a penny and then fail to pick it up (thus ensuring that "all the day you'll have god luck" won't happen)
 
The Vampire said:
I'm playing 666 on Cash 3 tomorrow.

Try it! :D
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That's brilliant! If you win, no one will ask you to borrow the money!

(Btw, at my company, database record numbers which include 666 are left empty or deleted.)
 
Operaider said:
I gotta get some sleep so i can get an early start in the morning.
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Don't forget to put your hat on the bed! Serious bad luck.

Oh, I forgot, here's how to be really unlucky for a long long time.... Say to your wife/girlfriend, "No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat. Your @$$ makes you look fat."

You will instantly become seriously unlucky.
 
I just read this whole thread. Did I miss it or did no one say to be served wine in a cracked glass?

Walk around with your shoes untied.

Drive blindfolded.
 
Go in your front door and out the back.

Do it all in the Bermuda Triangle.




Break a leg!
 
If your Jewish.
after you swept your floor, sweep the dirt out the front door instead of a dust pan.
 
Get married, and force your bride to step cross the threshold, and trip her on the way.
 
Don't hang a horseshoe over your front door. Or if you must, hang it ends down. That way, the luck runs out.
 
Well, it's my birthday today! There's not a lot I can do about that unfotunately so it's not so much an "act" as a state-of-being.

Actualy so far everything's been hunky-dory (Time-of-writing 3.40PM). I've had an e-card off the admin here; it's the only forum I'm a member of to send me one.

The only bad thing that's ever happened to me (so far) on Friday the 13th is that I fell over at school and had to retire from the annual Sports Day. I was pretty gutted because I knew I could win several events!

I think the unluckiest thing that could happen today would be if I decided to watch one of the truly apalling horror films with today's date as its title!
 
A common superstition you see acted on in the UK is not passing someone on the stairs. It drives me mad if I'm going up a broad staircase and some idiot (usually a middle-aged woman) stands at the top like a fool waiting for me to get there.

Whenever this happens, I always ask if the person is superstitious, and they always are.
 
Get into a gunfight with Dirty Harry, then when he catches up to you, you can forget if he fired six shots or only five. That would be unlucky, punk.
 
Piggy said:
(Btw, at my company, database record numbers which include 666 are left empty or deleted.)
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Long, long ago in a DBA job far, far away, my company had a famous televangelist's corporation as a client. We needed to change his client ID and one of the nearest available IDs was 666. I was in the process of changing it when my boss noticed and suggested I consider the career implications if I were to make that change. If only I hand't been laughing maniacally he might not have wandered by. I probably could have convinced HR that not being Xtian I didn't know the implilcation of the number. Drat!

CT
 
tkingdoll said:
A common superstition you see acted on in the UK is not passing someone on the stairs. It drives me mad if I'm going up a broad staircase and some idiot (usually a middle-aged woman) stands at the top like a fool waiting for me to get there.

Whenever this happens, I always ask if the person is superstitious, and they always are.
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Is that why they wait? I always assumed it was because they thought they were too fat.
 
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