The ultimate masterclass in suicide bombing

[Duffy Moon]

...

 

[Giz]

Should have stuck to fertilizer bombs, like McVeigh.

That way when the **** hits the fan it's not just a metaphor.

 

[Corsair 115]

Twenty-two Darwin Awards were immediately issued to the dedicated ISIS participants and their expert instructor.

There was an accident at ISIS?!? Tell me Archer and Lana weren't hurt!

 

[fuelair]

In only one, short session today: The instructor just came and went off.

Twenty-two Darwin Awards were immediately issued to the dedicated ISIS participants and their expert instructor.

Thank you kindly for this wonderful "made my day" story!!! Could not have happened to more deserving people and is a wonderful proof of the adage :show don't tell!!!!!

 

[Alphaba]

There was an accident at ISIS?!? Tell me Archer and Lana weren't hurt!

What? Who? Lemme check...

[enters names in search engine]



They're safe!

 

[Ziggurat]

There was an accident at ISIS?!? Tell me Archer and Lana weren't hurt!

They're fine, but Brett didn't make it.

 

[SUSpilot]

The students were probably being noisy.



"Silence! I kill you!"

Ninja'ed!

 

[angrysoba]

Glad to hear it. I was a bit intrigued by this part of the story, though:

On Monday evening Raad Hashim, working the counter at a liquor store near the site of the attack, burst out laughing when he heard the news.

“This is so funny,” Mr. Hashim said. “It shows how stupid they are, those dogs and sons of dogs.”

Are such liquor stores common in Iraq? Is Raad Hashim of a minority religion such as Chaldean Christian?

 

[Ladewig]

Didn't these guys ever see that video of the DEA agent shooting himself in the leg during a safety demonstration? They really need to spend more time on the internet.

 

[Mitchell314]

Makes me wonder how they do QA testing . . .

 

[Alferd_Packer]

From the link in the OP, an Iraqi liquor store?

 

[Reeco]

Makes me think of this: