jaydeehess
Penultimate Amazing
"The Towers burned for several hours"
"That's rwight, they deed"
"And what else burns?"
"Toast?"
"Yes, but what else?"
"Little bits a paper?"
"Rwight, but what else?"
"Them thinns wif a head on em'?"
"Matches!"
"Thass wright, matches, they burn good"
"Yes, matches, but what are matches made uf?"
"I knowz, its thr'mite, thr'mite burns!"
"Yes, that too, but wha else?, keeps you warm at nite?"
"Blankets?"
"Bloody hell man, not blankets, in a stove"
"wood?"
"Ass rwight, wood, wood burns!"
"An the towers, they burned too!"
"Ass wright, the towers burned and wood burns, so the towers is made uh wood"
"And matches!"
I must be prescient. I somehow knew that Monty Python would enter this discussion?
Quoth the 911TM "I'm not dead yet."