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The Trump/Putin summit predictions thread

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https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/27/politics/donald-trump-putin-nato/index.html


Seems trump and Putin are going to have themselves a one on one sit-down in the not too distant future. This thread serves as a one-stop shop for all predictions both silly and serious.


My initial prediction:

"President" trump proudly boasts about the reaction he gets when hugging the flag, and feels the need to show Vladdy how it's done so we get the image of trump hugging the Russian flag.
 
https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1012015917549674496

#Russia's state TV:
Panelist argues that Trump is an extremely vain person and as long as he can make some kind of a deal with Russia - while his predecessors couldn't - his ego will be satisfied.
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https://twitter.com/AshaRangappa_/status/1012016369066561536

Great. Russia discussing how to exploit POTUS' vulnerabilities for their own benefit out in the open, knowing that the U.S. isn't going to do anything about his being a stooge for their country.
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Russia gets Alaska back in exchange for letting the Grifter-in-Chief license one of his crappy hotels in Moscow. (And continuing to stand down in the face of Russian attacks on the 2018 elections.)
 
Trumpy will get his marching orders from his boss.
United States as a indepdendent country....1783-2016.
 
Trump blabs some top secret data to Putin in order to impress Putin, and then Trump introduces a few of his favorite hookers and porn stars to Putin to further impress Putin.
 
sts60 said:
Russia gets Alaska back in exchange for letting the Grifter-in-Chief license one of his crappy hotels in Moscow. (And continuing to stand down in the face of Russian attacks on the 2018 elections.)
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Three fewer Republican electoral votes and Sarah Palin is a citizen of Russia? Works for me.
 
Something something urine.

Something something vodka.

Something something vaseline.

... and a family-sized box of Kleenex tissues.


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I'll leave the rest to your own imaginations.
 
Vlad will tell Trump that as long as he continues to go the way he is going, Vlad's grip on his balls will not tighten. That is, he won't call in his dodgy mafia loan markers to Trump...just yet.
 
I'm more interested in the optics.

If we follow the L'il Kim scenario, Donnie Johnny will totally step in **** at the NATO confab, likely threatening to nuke Canada, and telling Merkel, "Talk to the hand sistah, 'cuz the head ain't listening!"

Then he'll leave in a huff, 18 hours early, and rush off to the warm embrace of his BFF, Vladi. Vladi will laugh in his face when he suggests a deal of any sort and say, in public, "Well, we knew you were going to offer that because we have ears in your limo, your office and on your plane, you know." And Trump and Co. will ignore that and tell us how Trump sized him up as a man he can make a deal with, so we can all sleep better." When we read the fine print, we'll see that Trump's signed off on the denuclearization of not one but two peninsulas.... the Iberian and Florida!
 
NoahFence said:
This thread serves as a one-stop shop for all predictions both silly and serious.
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Trump will recognise Crimea as sovereign Russian territory, thank him for dispatching ISIS and possibly accept Russia's annexation of NE Ukraine.
 
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