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Oystein said:
New incestigation - a process open only to members one's own branch of the Twoof family, in which new memes are begotten by rehashing memes quoted from your next of spiritual kin

Expetition - an poll or plea on the internet that once upon a long ago*) started with high hopes of venturing into new territory but now is pining for the fjords
*) Footnote: "once upon a long ago" as in "last month" or "one year after the heyday of da Twoof peaked"

Dicktionary: A resource that gives new meaning to words such as "footprint", "symmetric" or "ejected" or invents new ones such as "freefall speed". Example: R. Gage's homepage ae911truth.org
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:D :thumbsup: Nice bump of a classic thread!
 
Steel - A indestructible metal alloy. In the Marvel Comics Universe, it is best known for being the substance bonded to the character Wolverine's skeleton and bone claws.

POP POP POP - A type of corn that expands from the kernel and puffs up when heated on thermite or thermate.

Security Cam - A magic mechanic eye that can see everything by all possible angles, simultaneously.
 
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Dave Rogers said:
Like, for example, the belief that a new investigation is sure to happen any day now, held continuously for ten years.

Bill, the idea is to come up with funny, alternative definitions for terms, not to just state the correct ones.

Dave
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The ability to be funny requires the ability to recognize the absurd and...well, there you go.
 
evidance - The act of artfully misinterpreting all the data you gather into an unsupported conclusion and vanity publishing it. (see also interpretive evidance)

pier review - The act of reading published evidance and tossing it into the nearest large body of water

calorimiter (also calorimater) - A device used to transmogrify paint into thermite (or thermate)

jewstification - The act of blaming Israel, Mossad, or Jews in general for everything from Uranus' strange axial tilt to the bread on your sandwich going stale
 
nannythermite: a special chemical blanket given to rich kids by their nannies to keep them very very warm for months on end.

sinmetrical collapse: Sinning so severe that you freefall straight to hell.

molden medal: a very old award that has been kept in a musty basement for too long.

I-Witness Reports of ExposeBuns: Very egotistical former Jehovah's Witnesses who now go door-to-door trying to convince people to worship them by having people kiss their asses.
 
BrianH said:
evidance - The act of artfully misinterpreting all the data you gather into an unsupported conclusion and vanity publishing it. (see also interpretive evidance)

pier review - The act of reading published evidance and tossing it into the nearest large body of water

calorimiter (also calorimater) - A device used to transmogrify paint into thermite (or thermate)

jewstification - The act of blaming Israel, Mossad, or Jews in general for everything from Uranus' strange axial tilt to the bread on your sandwich going stale
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:cheerleader2 :newlol Excellent contributions, and a terrific first post! Welcome! :w2:
 
BrianH said:
evidance - The act of artfully misinterpreting all the data you gather into an unsupported conclusion and vanity publishing it. (see also interpretive evidance)

pier review - The act of reading published evidance and tossing it into the nearest large body of water

calorimiter (also calorimater) - A device used to transmogrify paint into thermite (or thermate)

jewstification - The act of blaming Israel, Mossad, or Jews in general for everything from Uranus' strange axial tilt to the bread on your sandwich going stale
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All good, and jewstification is a keeper, it could go viral.
 
Balsamo, [verb], origin, P4T; To endorse multiple contradicting beliefs by way of falsifying official data.

Use; "In order to make my youtube video believable, I better Balsamo the animations so they support my conclusion".
 
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physIX, physX, physXI: numeral. The number of times a truther needs to modify physics, material properties of things or both to make their inside job possible.
 
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