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The Triforce is real! And the Illuminati has it!

1337m4n

Alphanumeric Anonymous Stick Man
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What fun conspiracy theories can we make out of this?

triforce-dollar.jpg
 
My mind has officially been blown.

I know, okay, it has something to do with how that **************** Ganondorf keeps getting reincarnated. And so does Link and Zelda. It's a conspiracy to keep the game industry afloat, one dollar at a time.
 
Someone mention my name?

Oh, nevermind. False alarm.

BTW, the space in the "O" is a flying saucer. The triforce thing is the Mitsubishi symbol. Ya'll figure it out........:D
 
What fun conspiracy theories can we make out of this?

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What you've got there is your basic level 3 disclosure of the Zionist New World Order aided by aliens.

The N on it's side is a Z over the one or I then you got the ON ending of ONE stick it together ZION.

The triangle is actually meant to symbolise a pyramid, who built the Pyramids, yep your basic alien.

Blatant clue that is to your actual Zionist New World Order aided by Aliens.

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Here's my hypothesis:

Ganondorf is an alien and he's in charge of the New World Order. He seeks the triforce in Washington, D.C.
 
Here's my hypothesis:

Ganondorf is an alien and he's in charge of the New World Order. He seeks the triforce in Washington, D.C.

So Ganandorf, that's Paul Newmans character in The Sting right, so Paul Newman's managing New Order, the band that formed out of Joy Division, so he's managing them and want's to set up a gig for TriForce, that's the Hertfordshire Triathlon and Multi Sport's Club, right, so he's setting up a New Order gig for TriForce, what's he doing in Washington.


You only have 72 hours to get the gig on, the fate of New Order is in your hands, and you're in WASHINGTON, D.C.!! not TYNE AND WEAR !!...get yourself over to England fast, where the action really starts.
Race through the teaming back streets of St Albans & Harpenden, Hertfordshire as you flypost and attempt to avoid the interest of the local PCSO's.
Time's running out and as the T-shirt printers have printed 300 T-shirts with the legend NEW WORLD ORDER, you receive a call from the ticket printers, you haven't finalised a design and their new printer has developed a malfunction.
You must explore the vast nether world of the Barnet underground searching for the last No.2 Spigot Flange with reverse screw thread needed to fix the machine and get back on course for the gig that will change the lives of Ian, Peter, Stephen and Bernard for good.
Armed only with a bottle of salad dressing you must defeat the powerful Health and Safety and Live Music licence department at the Town Hall.


Are you up for the challenge.​

Well may be, but it ain't Call of Duty 4 is it.
 
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I'm sending £50 NOW. I'd like it explaining twice please.
 

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