The (somewhat late) August Stundie Finals

Vote for the best Stundie of August

  • 1) There always needs to be more videos/photos

    Votes: 8 7.0%

  • 2) No way can small things damage big things

    Votes: 15 13.0%

  • 3) Don't blame the Birthers for their "crazy"

    Votes: 4 3.5%

  • 4) "Approximate" gets a new meaning

    Votes: 4 3.5%

  • 5) Argumentum Ad Googleum

    Votes: 18 15.7%

  • 6) Let's put those FEMA camps to use

    Votes: 1 0.9%

  • 7) Witchcraft and the "Half Blood Prince" are real!

    Votes: 17 14.8%

  • 8) Loose bolts = demolition through mass murder

    Votes: 7 6.1%

  • 9) Vaccines are scarier than statistics

    Votes: 21 18.3%

  • 10) Hitler, the most famous Jew not killed by Romans

    Votes: 19 16.5%

  • 11) Official story means a 400 year regression

    Votes: 9 7.8%

  • 12) Part A can't react equally and oppositely

    Votes: 15 13.0%

  • 13) Cooking is totally the same as a building fire

    Votes: 17 14.8%

  • 14) Those that say it's fake are "in on it!"

    Votes: 8 7.0%

  • 15) The Powers That Be still need permission

    Votes: 6 5.2%

  • 16) Nano-thermite column rockets

    Votes: 21 18.3%

  • 17) Avatars reveal the murderers within

    Votes: 12 10.4%

  • 18) Counting days is hard

    Votes: 29 25.2%

  • 19) Everyone saw a missile except those that didn't

    Votes: 77 67.0%

  • 20) CDC airport genocides "happens some times"

    Votes: 19 16.5%
  • Total voters
    115
  • Poll closed .
Hooray, my first vote in the Stundies!

I was tempted by 13 and 14, but in the end I had to pick 19 as the best. If someone set you the task of writing a parody of Pentagon no-planers, you couldn't come up with anything more succinct and brilliant than that.
 
I voted for 17, not for the stundie itself, but Travis' comment made me laugh pretty hard.

Oh, and #9 because it annoys me when innumerates proudly display thier ignorance.
 
cwalner said:
I voted for 17, not for the stundie itself, but Travis' comment made me laugh pretty hard.

Oh, and #9 because it annoys me when innumerates proudly display thier ignorance.
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Interestingly #17 is the only thing that remains of one Floydgoethe's short and hate filled time with us.
 
I'll have to mull on it...but I'm liking 2,5,8,9,12,13,16,17,18,19,and 20. I laughed the hardest at 19, but 9 is *soooo* essence of Stundie.

Good month!

oh and 5 partly because the dood sucks *** at google searches!
 
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#9 does display some "special" logic.


Looks like this month we have a run-a-way winner.
 
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