The (somewhat late) August Stundie Finals

[Travis]

So, first let's celebrate last months winner.

"you guys are so caught up in the way the world is, you distant yourselves from truth and reality."

So now....after many hours of fretting and vetting I did finally cut it down to the best twenty. So....

Teh 28th Annual Stundie Awards of August Finals!

1) I'd totally believe it was real if there dozens of videos and hundreds of photos......wait.....there were? Well then I'd totally believe it were real if there hundreds of videos and tens of thousands of photos....

If 911 were truly true, there literally would be tens of thousands of still pictures of these planes flying and hundreds of videos. Yet they do not exist. As for the so-called live witnesses, few are credible for every so-called eyewitness there are an equal number who witnessed something else.

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2) NASA will be relieved to learn that they still have the Columbia.

Others said it and I will too. Your "intuition" and "common sense" are not serving you well, bill. For example, foam, similar to a styrafoam ice chest. punched a hole in the space shuttle wing...An insubstantial object, impacting at sufficiently high velocity, can damage or destroy a much more substantial object.

Let me think bout it ?........No-no way. End of story.

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3) Crazy people are getting on TV? Clearly that's the media's fault and not the crazy people's.

This media obsession with the crazy birther movement is being manufactured by the liberal media [...] The media is trying to use this to paint all conservatives as crazy to encourage public support for Obama and his health care plan.

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4) ...and Boston is approximately in Virginia.

"This left NYC CAN 3,997 signatures short of what is needed to put the petition before the City Council."

How brutally ironic that the shortfall is approximately the same number of people that were killed on 911.

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5) Because proving people talk about stuff makes the stuff they talk about real.

Instead of writing a long article to explain how the U.S. Government is totally corrupt, I am just going to give you some homework to do on the internet. Today, Tuesday, August 4th, 2009, I Googled the following subjects and got the number of hits you see listed beside them. Just check this out, perhaps by studying just two or three hits for each subject:

1- U.S. Government Corruption…10,400,000 hits
2- Political Corruption…12,900,000 hits
3- FBI Corruption…4,140,000 hits

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6) Keeping people in non-existent camps and spraying them with non-existent poisons is a totally foolproof plan.

We the people have paid for a lot of FEMA camps and anyone that has been involved with this corruption should be in them and once we crack this nut and get inside and start taking back our country we’ll fill our camps with all the crooks that have sold out our great nation for there own selfish greed. They like feeding, spraying and injecting us with poison then that’s all they should get.

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7) Does stating that something is being said "academically" excuse it from being factually wrong? Whether it is, or not, clearly we need to break out the wooden stakes.

Witchcraft was glorified in Rowling’s books as having a good side. It was a progressive brainwashing of good witchcraft triumphing over evil witchcraft. But it was all witchcraft, and it was all of Satan! Ministers of mainstream “Christianity” also jumped on that bandwagon, and thus, they touted “good” witchcraft.

Now we are going into our thirteenth year since the first Harry Potter book was published. The latest and most recent book in the series was made into a movie also, and it is scheduled to open in theaters everywhere on July 15th, 2009. The movie takes its title from the latest Harry Potter book and is entitled Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. (4) It is more than strange and ominous that the United States of America for the first time in its history as a nation has a President that is a half-blood prince! (This is being academically stated and is not intended as a racial remark.)

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8) It's a win-win! Except for all the deaths, losing your buildings and facing bankruptcy stuff.

What happened is that over the life of the buildings, all this movement started loosening all the bolts. The buildings were become very dangerous and would have to come down soon anyway. Staging a terrorist attack sure would start to look like a win, win situation, I'm sure.

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9) Because I'd rather be one of the 60% that die than watch that one guy out of 300 million die!

The CDC says H1N1 is currently wiping out entire villagees in Asia. They expect it to hit the US in Jan/Feb where it will kill 6 out of 10 people. It HAS mutated. (Throw out the conspiracy theory) They will attempt a program of mandatory vaccinations but probably will not have enough time to enforce it. I will not be vaccinated. the last time they did mandatory vaccinations at least one person died and many others developed Guillain-Barre syndrome, which is a devastating illness.

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10) Hitler is famous because he was a Jew and not because he started the deadliest war ever.

This may seem a very existential argument but surely it is not a co-incidence that Hitler's name is a household word, just as in the case of such Jews as Freud, Marx, Einstein, etc.

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11) It seems someone found out about the massive EMP bomb set to go off in no one challenges the logical explanation of events.

If the OCT is allowed to stand unchallenged then human 'civilisation' is set-back by almost 400 years.

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12) For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction....unless you're called Part A.

The reaction force is applied on part C by part A. That reaction force does nothing to part A (as A applies it on C). It only affects part C as per Newton 3.

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13) Pot meet Mr. Bad Analogy Kettle.

ROTFL, KHOD! How is it I've been cooking for decades on a gas stove and NOTHING, no pots or pans, bakeware, oven racks or broiler pans, have ever "WEAKENED" from the INTENSE heat? And it got pretty intensely hot in my kitchen when I used to cook family Thanksgiving dinners. I've experienced no STRUCTURAL FAILURE in my kitchen due to INTENSE HEAT--ever.

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14) Sometimes you should just admit your evidence is lame.

Scan Google to see that all entries damn the photo as a fake, then come to the conclusion that the webmaster at each and every one of those sites, is part of the conspiracy.

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15) All that power and they still need the permission of the Proles.

Nothing here can happen without the majority giving their permission on some level of their being. Hence, TPTB must consistently put in our face, pictures of death and destruction at a particular place, the WTC, in order to allow it to happen.
TPTB always need permission to act. You are manipulated to give it to them.

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16) Or it could just have nano-holes burned out of the bottom of it. It's really like 50/50.

A piece of column packed with nano thermite might behave like a rocket.

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17) Geeze. I mean I know I'm not handsome....but "rancid alien." That just hurts. Also the stuff about being a murderer is bad too.

A quick note: All the Officialiers here typically have rancid alien avatars or else some kind of violent military-type avatar. Once again affirming my contention that 9/11 Officialiers are the most violent, murderous, group of people in the United States. Both statistically confirmed, but also anecdotally affirmed in almost every case of active pro-Officialers.

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18) Note, this was posted on August 26th.

Wow, how close it does resemble something we saw 8 years and 15 days ago.

What happened on 8/11/01?

Trying to be a smart ass you made yourself look like a fool? You still think we are in July do you?

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19) Cognition, meet Dissonance.

I don't understand why the CIT guys have to insist on there being a plane of any kind when all the witnesses testimony support a missile. Apart from the fact that they say it was a plane.

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20) I know I would think it was strange if the CDC suddenly wanted to inject me with something at an airport. Especially since that just doesn't happen "sometimes".....or ever.

The people on that plane most likely died before or shortly after something hit the pentagon. Ever heard of CDC. All it takes is someone to make a call to the pilots bring it too a new airport and off load all the people into a enclosed area to give them injections. And no one would think it would be strange. It happens some times

So there you have it folks. The best of the great month of August. Vote early, often and never for fat old Elvis.

 

[Orphia Nay]

19. "I don't understand why the CIT guys have to insist on there being a plane of any kind when all the witnesses testimony support a missile. Apart from the fact that they say it was a plane."

Self-debunking, stundielicious stundipity!

 

[Travis]

Yes, 19 is awesome. We had a lot of good ones this month again.


I'm trying to figure out how I screwed up the poll in that way.

 

[Hokulele]

16 is pure awesome.

 

[Orphia Nay]

Yes, 19 is awesome. We had a lot of good ones this month again.

Thanks heaps for all the work you do on this!

I'm trying to figure out how I screwed up the poll in that way.

Can you edit it? If not, report the post and see if a Mod can edit it.

You did well, nonetheless. It's pretty complicated, I would imagine, not to mention having to put up the poll in the very short timespan between writing the OP and having someone complain that the poll isn't there!

 

[NWO Sentryman]

16 was brilliant.

 

[blobru]

Nice job as always, Travis.

Let's see: 2, 9, 10, 18, all worthy, imo; but if I had had to pick just one -- 7! The poster's careful buildup from xtian hysteria via numerology and logomancy (divining meaning from "Half-Blood Prince": ironically, witchcraft to condemn witchcraft) through political paranoia to racism, then the 'academic' disclaimer... wow. That's seven kinds of crazy in one post (and the 7th entry in the poll... good lord, s/he's right! And if s/he is right, then the upcoming HP & the Deathly Hallows can only mean... landslide for McCain in 2012!!! or not? hmm... to quote poster #2: "Let me think bout it ?........No-no way. End of story." There, I'm convinced; one CT debunks another; phew).

 

[Travis]

I figured out what happened with the poll. Somehow it pasted parts of the upper lines below the actual poll options.

Whoops.

Hopefully no one has problems reading it.

 

[Elizabeth I]

I figured out what happened with the poll. Somehow it pasted parts of the upper lines below the actual poll options.

Whoops.

Hopefully no one has problems reading it.

It's all a part of the NWO plan to make themselves seem less dangerous by seeming less competent!

But I see through it and EXPOSE IT HERE! hahahahahahahaha!!!!

[Oh, and I had a TERRIBLE time making up my mind this month. I voted for 2,5,7,8, 12, 13, 17, 19 and 20.

Somehow I missed the original nomination about "the building couldn't have been weakened by intense heat because cooking Thanksgiving dinner doesn't burn my house down" one. What a gem!]

 

[joe911]

Number 7

 

[triforcharity]

It was a toos up between 13 and 18. I had to go with 18 because it was on a thread that I was very much in the think of things. It was stundied almost immeadiatly.

 

[Travis]

Some nice person fixed the poll.

13 and 18 are both awesome too. The problem I had with 13 was that someone had nominated a pretty long rant and it contained what were probably three individually good Stundie's in it. I broke them apart and spent a lot of time figuring out which one would make it. I eventually settled on the cooking thing because of it's utter insanity and inapplicability as an analogy.

 

[LashL]

Heh - a very good crop this month. Thanks, Travis!

13, 16, and 18 all cracked me up.

 

[BazBear]

There were many good ones this month, but I just had to go with 19. I think it's hard to beat that sort of delusional self-contradiction.

 

[triforcharity]

19 was VERY good. Very good indeed. Can we have a link to that by chance?? I perused the nomination thread, but couldn't find it.

 

[Travis]

19 was VERY good. Very good indeed. Can we have a link to that by chance?? I perused the nomination thread, but couldn't find it.

Here: http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5058847&postcount=224

 

[dudalb]

#16. You don't get ignorance like that every day.

 

[Travis]

#16. You don't get ignorance like that every day.

Thankfully.

 

[catbasket]

19 is awesomely stoopid.

 

[MysteryMammal]

I would just like to thank all the Stundie nominees. I linked this thread to my friends last night and we had many good laughs.