"The reason aliens aren't doing crop circles anymore"

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Woo-woos hurting their brains "thinking"...

"The reason aliens aren't doing crop circles anymore":

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http://www.freedomcrowsnest.org/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=91760&sid=a24637333747ec3d527ed4223324c579
 
The quote, ''Just too risky'' is signed by J.C. Jesus Christ? It has to be true!!!
 
theprestige said:
Promoting our own artwork, are we?
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The guy who posted the pic, "stu", is from England, so I don't think he'd have made it. Plus he's got the tech skillz of a toddler.

Unless you were thinking I am a UFO/anti-GMO nut, in which case, sod off. :) :p
 
Convert the word Aliens into "whoever does crop circles" and you might have something interesting. As it is all you have is something funny.
 
I have a question, something I just thought of while reading this thread but is now bothering me.

People who buy into crop circles as being the product of alien visitations also apparently believe that aliens have been visiting mankind since ancient times. If this is the case then why is it that crop circles only started appearing in the seventies? Do crop circle enthusiasts have an explanation why there aren't verifiable descriptions of crop circles throughout history and only started appearing after the UFO craize started?
 
The most likely answer is that the local population of teenagers are too busy with their PSPs, TVs and computers to need to kill time by wandering around in a field.
 
Mudcat said:
I have a question, something I just thought of while reading this thread but is now bothering me.

People who buy into crop circles as being the product of alien visitations also apparently believe that aliens have been visiting mankind since ancient times. If this is the case then why is it that crop circles only started appearing in the seventies? Do crop circle enthusiasts have an explanation why there aren't verifiable descriptions of crop circles throughout history and only started appearing after the UFO craize started?
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A whole fantasy world can be built around to "explain" it. Like someone in the linked thing said "bad ships are gone" or whatever. There can be imagined several sorts of alien visitors who may even be at war with each other. Questioning the timeline of crop circles is irrelevant.
 
Mudcat said:
I have a question, something I just thought of while reading this thread but is now bothering me.

People who buy into crop circles as being the product of alien visitations also apparently believe that aliens have been visiting mankind since ancient times. If this is the case then why is it that crop circles only started appearing in the seventies? Do crop circle enthusiasts have an explanation why there aren't verifiable descriptions of crop circles throughout history and only started appearing after the UFO craize started?
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They're Led Zeppelin fans! Hello!
 
Mudcat said:
I have a question, something I just thought of while reading this thread but is now bothering me.

People who buy into crop circles as being the product of alien visitations also apparently believe that aliens have been visiting mankind since ancient times. If this is the case then why is it that crop circles only started appearing in the seventies? Do crop circle enthusiasts have an explanation why there aren't verifiable descriptions of crop circles throughout history and only started appearing after the UFO craize started?
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God works in mysterious ways. Who are we to question God? Or if you wish, their intelligence is so far beyond ours, we cannot grasp their signs and wonders.
 
Mudcat said:
I have a question, something I just thought of while reading this thread but is now bothering me.

People who buy into crop circles as being the product of alien visitations also apparently believe that aliens have been visiting mankind since ancient times. If this is the case then why is it that crop circles only started appearing in the seventies? Do crop circle enthusiasts have an explanation why there aren't verifiable descriptions of crop circles throughout history and only started appearing after the UFO craize started?
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I recall seeing a woo "explanation" that said it was something to do with the Age of Aquarius / 2012 / mass enlightenment crap.

angrysoba said:
They're Led Zeppelin fans! Hello!
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:D

Altus said:
True dat

http://www.cropcirclesecrets.org/crop_circles_dvd.html
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:big:
 
AlaskaBushPilot said:
God works in mysterious ways. Who are we to question God? Or if you wish, their intelligence is so far beyond ours, we cannot grasp their signs and wonders.
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Out of the 6 billion alleged dieties that mankind has believed in since the existence of humanity, which one or ones are you talking about?
 
Mudcat said:
I have a question, something I just thought of while reading this thread but is now bothering me.

People who buy into crop circles as being the product of alien visitations also apparently believe that aliens have been visiting mankind since ancient times. If this is the case then why is it that crop circles only started appearing in the seventies? Do crop circle enthusiasts have an explanation why there aren't verifiable descriptions of crop circles throughout history and only started appearing after the UFO craize started?
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According to proponents, there is evidence in the Dead Sea Scrolls that aliens visited Noah and made circles in barley and/or lentils.

I just love the logic on that page :

The proposition that the Dead Sea Scrolls might contain events related both to ufology and cerealogy...is just as vague, and therefore, in my view, just as significant.

Homeopathic evidence for aliens!:mrocks
 
EHocking said:
According to proponents, there is evidence in the Dead Sea Scrolls that aliens visited Noah and made circles in barley and/or lentils.

I just love the logic on that page :

The proposition that the Dead Sea Scrolls might contain events related both to ufology and cerealogy...is just as vague, and therefore, in my view, just as significant.

Homeopathic evidence for aliens!:mrocks
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I saw what looked to be an 'OM' symbol in my bowl of Cap'n Crunch "Crunch Berries" the other day. Did I experience a 'cerealogical' event? :D
 
Skeletor said:
I saw what looked to be an 'OM' symbol in my bowl of Cap'n Crunch "Crunch Berries" the other day. Did I experience a 'cerealogical' event? :D
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My cereal just keeps saying "Oooooo". Cheerios are rubbish at Scrabble.

As for why aliens aren't doing crop circles any more, does that mean they accept all these have nothing to do with aliens?
 
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