Prepare yourselves...
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Dear Sir,
Here is a link to my press release that I sent out that will give you a little information on my ability to call down UFOs and Spaceships.
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/5/prweb243327.htm
Also, I have attached a Windows Media Video of the KTNV television news segments on how I made history by being the first man to call down UFOs for a mainstream television station to film. Please consider my claims in the press release.
And, if some kind of a spaceship appears on my signal, and sits over Las Vegas for about a day and a half, for television news to broadcast to the world, before July 15, 2005, then consider the following.
The successful demonstration of my supernatural power, before the eyes of the world, far exceeds all your requirements, and tests of performance, to qualify for your million dollar prize.
Because of this, if you are true to your claims and offer, after it happens, please consider me as the recipient of the million dollars.
When you see the spaceship, while here, or over television news, it will be proof that I deserve to be the "honorary" recipient of your million dollar prize.
I can not download your application because the power that works through me is to high for that.
Also, I can not sign my name to any agreement whereby I am to use my abilities for monetary gains or rather to summon whereby money will be given to me if it happens.
I hope you understand that.
However, it is nothing wrong if you decide that what I do deserves the money and you grant it to me even though you really don't have to.
There is a difference between those two points that deserves a distinction.
I know that because I did not fill out your papers and agree to your terms and sign my name to it, you have the right to deny me the million dollars.
But, if you decide to give it to me, I do not want it for myself.
I don't want a single penny to come to me.
I would like for it to be donated to the charity of my choice, publicly, in a news conference before the world's media.
I would like to hear from you, but if I don't I will understand.
If I don't not hear from you, I will consider that you have chosen not to communicate with me.
If you would like to see these sightings appear with your own eyes, as I summon before local television news, email or call me so we can talk about it.
I hope you will open a line of communications with me. I would not bother you afterwards unless you wanted to communicate with me.
If you start communicating with me, and until then, I bid you farewell.
Sincerely,
Prophet Yahweh
Seer of Yahweh
http://www.pyah.tv
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Sir,
My name is Kramer. I handle all matters pertaining to the JREF Paranormal Challenge. If you wish to win the million dollar prize by demonstrating your claim, you must first submit a duly executed JREF Paranormal Challenge Application. Please send it to my attention for fastest processing. Please do NOT send any more links or paperwork. They are of no interest to us.
All that interests us is a demonstration of your claim.
I can tell you in advance that Randi is anxious to accept your claim and arrange for testing at your earliest convenience.
-Kramer, JREF Paranormal Claims Dept.
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To: Kramer
Sent: Friday, June 10, 2005 10:58 AM
Subject: Re: Me Being An Honorary Recipient Of Your Million Dollars
Hi,
Thank you for contacting me back so promotely.
I once tried to summon for money before Michael Jackson's farther and casino executives of Las Vegas. But, a sighting did not show.
I heard not to summon again for money, but now that I think about it, it was for personal gain.
After reading your letter, I was sadden because I felt that I would be violating what I heard if I entered into an agreement to summon money with you.
And, almost immediately after readin it, the voice I hear that calls itself YAHWEH said "IT IS NOT YOUR MONEY IF YOU ARE DONATING IT TO THE MASSES."
Immediately upon hearing this, I knew that I can do what you ask.
I will download the papers today Friday, June 10, 2005 and start filling it out as you require.
I will have them sent to you by tomorrow or no later than this coming Monday depending on how much you want me to put in your application.
Please let the people at JREF Paranormal Challenge know that all other applicants fit within the realm of human capabilities: telekenesis, telepathy, clairvoyance, clairsentience, levitations, etc.
Anyone can awaken and develop those skills that are lying dormant in all of us.
But, what I do is outside the realm of human capability. The ability to do what I do in not in all of us and can not be developed to the level that YAHWEH has blessed me to be on. What I do is a paranormal gift that is exclusively my own, but only on the level that I perform them.
It is the decision of the most high and wonderful YAHWEH that no one on earth will be able to do what I do on the level that He blesses me to do it with the success rate that I do it.
But, many people can levitate, use mind control, remote view. Etc.
I want all of you at JREF Paranormal Challenge to know that I look forward to staning next to you all in a press conference before the world's news donating that million dollar prize to the most unique housing and feeding operation in America.
The likes of it exists no where.
The outpouring of the wave of sightings will be seen and filmed by you and the spaceship will descend before the July 15, 2005 deadline before your very eyes.
I am ready to start my summonings for you as soon as you can figure out how you are going to cover me and have arrange for one your representatives to come to Las Vegas to be with me.
I am going to stop summoning on July 15, 2005.
I hope that you all can spend all of the remaining time with me if the UFOs that precede the spaceship decending, start revealing themselves as prove that you should stay.
Sincerely,
Prophet Yahweh
Seer of Yahweh
===========================================
Sir,
In your email, you say "Please tell the people at the Challenge..." -
As previously stated, I handle all matters Challenge-related. I am the person you will be dealing with here. There is no need to refer to anyone else. You are now in direct contact with the person you need to be in contact with.
READ THE CHALLENGE RULES before you fill out the application, sir. Follow the closely and your application will be processed upon receipt. Ignoring the rules will only delay the process.
Once again and most importantly, PLEASE DO NOT BURDEN US WITH THEORIES, HYPOTHESIS, LINKS or ANECDOTAL evidence.
We require only the following information from you (along with your application):
1- WHAT IS YOUR CLAIM? (Please answer this question in ONE SENTENCE)
2- HOW DO YOU PROPOSE TO DEMONSTRATE IT? (please answer this question in ONE BRIEF PARAGRAPH).
We are interested ONLY in a demonstration. If you succeed in demonstrating your claim, THEN we will listen to everything you have to say. Until then, please, simply send us the notarized application (along with your claim letter), and then tell us WHEN you will summon the spaceship over Las Vegas. We'll be there.
-Kramer, JREF Paranormal Claims Dept.
p.s. Please be aware that you must use your REAL NAME when signing the application. No pseudonyms will be accepted.
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Subject: Re: Me Being An Honorary Recipient Of Your Million Dollars
Thank you for responding back and help me understand.
I have sent my application to day and you should get it tomorrow or no latter than Monday.
Oh, by the way, another sighting was filmed today.
Is it alright to send those we film to you as a Windows Media Video attachment for your viewing.
Maybe it will give you a better understanding of what is going on.
If you don't want to, I understand.
No problem.
Sincerly,
Prophet Yahweh
Seer of Yahweh
==============================================
Sir,
We have received your Challenge application, and contrary to the rules (and contrary to my specific instructions to you), you did not use your legal name. We need your REAL name, sir - the name you use on your tax returns. If you insist that this IS your real name, please fax us a copy of your driver's license for verification.
Please send a new application with a properly notarized signature. There is no need to send a new claim letter. The one you sent will remain on file here. Once we receive your new application, we can then proceed.
-Kramer, JREF Paranormal Claims Dept.
==============================================
What's next, I wonder?
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Dear Sir,
Here is a link to my press release that I sent out that will give you a little information on my ability to call down UFOs and Spaceships.
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/5/prweb243327.htm
Also, I have attached a Windows Media Video of the KTNV television news segments on how I made history by being the first man to call down UFOs for a mainstream television station to film. Please consider my claims in the press release.
And, if some kind of a spaceship appears on my signal, and sits over Las Vegas for about a day and a half, for television news to broadcast to the world, before July 15, 2005, then consider the following.
The successful demonstration of my supernatural power, before the eyes of the world, far exceeds all your requirements, and tests of performance, to qualify for your million dollar prize.
Because of this, if you are true to your claims and offer, after it happens, please consider me as the recipient of the million dollars.
When you see the spaceship, while here, or over television news, it will be proof that I deserve to be the "honorary" recipient of your million dollar prize.
I can not download your application because the power that works through me is to high for that.
Also, I can not sign my name to any agreement whereby I am to use my abilities for monetary gains or rather to summon whereby money will be given to me if it happens.
I hope you understand that.
However, it is nothing wrong if you decide that what I do deserves the money and you grant it to me even though you really don't have to.
There is a difference between those two points that deserves a distinction.
I know that because I did not fill out your papers and agree to your terms and sign my name to it, you have the right to deny me the million dollars.
But, if you decide to give it to me, I do not want it for myself.
I don't want a single penny to come to me.
I would like for it to be donated to the charity of my choice, publicly, in a news conference before the world's media.
I would like to hear from you, but if I don't I will understand.
If I don't not hear from you, I will consider that you have chosen not to communicate with me.
If you would like to see these sightings appear with your own eyes, as I summon before local television news, email or call me so we can talk about it.
I hope you will open a line of communications with me. I would not bother you afterwards unless you wanted to communicate with me.
If you start communicating with me, and until then, I bid you farewell.
Sincerely,
Prophet Yahweh
Seer of Yahweh
http://www.pyah.tv
=============================================
Sir,
My name is Kramer. I handle all matters pertaining to the JREF Paranormal Challenge. If you wish to win the million dollar prize by demonstrating your claim, you must first submit a duly executed JREF Paranormal Challenge Application. Please send it to my attention for fastest processing. Please do NOT send any more links or paperwork. They are of no interest to us.
All that interests us is a demonstration of your claim.
I can tell you in advance that Randi is anxious to accept your claim and arrange for testing at your earliest convenience.
-Kramer, JREF Paranormal Claims Dept.
=============================================
To: Kramer
Sent: Friday, June 10, 2005 10:58 AM
Subject: Re: Me Being An Honorary Recipient Of Your Million Dollars
Hi,
Thank you for contacting me back so promotely.
I once tried to summon for money before Michael Jackson's farther and casino executives of Las Vegas. But, a sighting did not show.
I heard not to summon again for money, but now that I think about it, it was for personal gain.
After reading your letter, I was sadden because I felt that I would be violating what I heard if I entered into an agreement to summon money with you.
And, almost immediately after readin it, the voice I hear that calls itself YAHWEH said "IT IS NOT YOUR MONEY IF YOU ARE DONATING IT TO THE MASSES."
Immediately upon hearing this, I knew that I can do what you ask.
I will download the papers today Friday, June 10, 2005 and start filling it out as you require.
I will have them sent to you by tomorrow or no later than this coming Monday depending on how much you want me to put in your application.
Please let the people at JREF Paranormal Challenge know that all other applicants fit within the realm of human capabilities: telekenesis, telepathy, clairvoyance, clairsentience, levitations, etc.
Anyone can awaken and develop those skills that are lying dormant in all of us.
But, what I do is outside the realm of human capability. The ability to do what I do in not in all of us and can not be developed to the level that YAHWEH has blessed me to be on. What I do is a paranormal gift that is exclusively my own, but only on the level that I perform them.
It is the decision of the most high and wonderful YAHWEH that no one on earth will be able to do what I do on the level that He blesses me to do it with the success rate that I do it.
But, many people can levitate, use mind control, remote view. Etc.
I want all of you at JREF Paranormal Challenge to know that I look forward to staning next to you all in a press conference before the world's news donating that million dollar prize to the most unique housing and feeding operation in America.
The likes of it exists no where.
The outpouring of the wave of sightings will be seen and filmed by you and the spaceship will descend before the July 15, 2005 deadline before your very eyes.
I am ready to start my summonings for you as soon as you can figure out how you are going to cover me and have arrange for one your representatives to come to Las Vegas to be with me.
I am going to stop summoning on July 15, 2005.
I hope that you all can spend all of the remaining time with me if the UFOs that precede the spaceship decending, start revealing themselves as prove that you should stay.
Sincerely,
Prophet Yahweh
Seer of Yahweh
===========================================
Sir,
In your email, you say "Please tell the people at the Challenge..." -
As previously stated, I handle all matters Challenge-related. I am the person you will be dealing with here. There is no need to refer to anyone else. You are now in direct contact with the person you need to be in contact with.
READ THE CHALLENGE RULES before you fill out the application, sir. Follow the closely and your application will be processed upon receipt. Ignoring the rules will only delay the process.
Once again and most importantly, PLEASE DO NOT BURDEN US WITH THEORIES, HYPOTHESIS, LINKS or ANECDOTAL evidence.
We require only the following information from you (along with your application):
1- WHAT IS YOUR CLAIM? (Please answer this question in ONE SENTENCE)
2- HOW DO YOU PROPOSE TO DEMONSTRATE IT? (please answer this question in ONE BRIEF PARAGRAPH).
We are interested ONLY in a demonstration. If you succeed in demonstrating your claim, THEN we will listen to everything you have to say. Until then, please, simply send us the notarized application (along with your claim letter), and then tell us WHEN you will summon the spaceship over Las Vegas. We'll be there.
-Kramer, JREF Paranormal Claims Dept.
p.s. Please be aware that you must use your REAL NAME when signing the application. No pseudonyms will be accepted.
==============================================
Subject: Re: Me Being An Honorary Recipient Of Your Million Dollars
Thank you for responding back and help me understand.
I have sent my application to day and you should get it tomorrow or no latter than Monday.
Oh, by the way, another sighting was filmed today.
Is it alright to send those we film to you as a Windows Media Video attachment for your viewing.
Maybe it will give you a better understanding of what is going on.
If you don't want to, I understand.
No problem.
Sincerly,
Prophet Yahweh
Seer of Yahweh
==============================================
Sir,
We have received your Challenge application, and contrary to the rules (and contrary to my specific instructions to you), you did not use your legal name. We need your REAL name, sir - the name you use on your tax returns. If you insist that this IS your real name, please fax us a copy of your driver's license for verification.
Please send a new application with a properly notarized signature. There is no need to send a new claim letter. The one you sent will remain on file here. Once we receive your new application, we can then proceed.
-Kramer, JREF Paranormal Claims Dept.
==============================================
What's next, I wonder?