The Prophecy Thread (write your own prophecy)

[Ashles]

Here's a fun thread where we can all write our own prophesies accurate, vague, prose, poetry, binary, whatever your style is.

Just write a prophecy (preferably with a date) and see how you do.

You can even write prophecies prophesying when the first accurate prophecy on the thread will be.

Here is mine first:

Dark man in the East,
Born of the least,
Will bring down stone rain
Once... then again.
A fire from above,
Will be fought by a dove.
Many will a few seek,
This'll all happen next week.

Anyone fancy a go?

 

[Dr Adequate]

My little poem.

 

[Cleon]

I predict that a total bonehead will win the US Presidential election.

Not much of a verse, but I was never adept at poetry.

 

[Cleon]

I predict that a total bonehead will win the US Presidential election.

Not much of a verse, but I was never adept at poetry.

Wait! I just thought of one!


Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Kerry's a douche,
And Bush is too!


Sorry, I'll save the rants for the Politics forum.

 

[Rob Lister]

The return of a prophet profits the south
none shall live hand to mouth
The north shall repent to no avail
deeds done vanquish deeds held

 

[Pragmatist]

There was an old fellow sans ethics,
ranting about bioelectromagnetics.
I think he's a woo,
Others do too,
I predict we'll end up in hysterics!

 

[AWPrime]

After the second rising of Bush in 2004 the Dow-Jones will fall.

 

[Dr Adequate]

After Bush is defeated for the second consecutive time, the Dow-Jones will rise.

My magic powers against yours!

 

[Skep]

After Bush is defeated for the second consecutive time, the Dow-Jones will rise.

My magic powers against yours!

I predict nobody will win the $1,000,000 challange. Naturally, that will qualify me to win the $1,000,000--er, oh crap! Nevermind....

 

[Dr Adequate]

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[Cleon]

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No, I won't.

 

[Skep]

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Hmm...you are psychic. You have just described the exact dilution for the homeopathic flu remedy sold at Whole Foods (active ingredients: GuliBrex and CreduloMax). I think you may be sued for patent infringement.

 

[TragicMonkey]

The great princess will be displeased
and vent her wrath upon the false lady
in the sun-soaked land of the west.
And her advocate shall take the money,
and the walls will be torn down with the color of blood.
The world will watch this, and be sore afeared.

Oh wait, that's already been fulfilled. Anna Nicole fired Bobby Trendy when he messed up her pink silk wall decorations, and Howard stopped the check. It was quite an episode. Thanks, Nostradamus.

 

[Temp3st]

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It's one of those 'magic eye' things isn't it?
If I stare at it long enough I will see a 3d representation of your prophecy

.............here it comes...

 

[Chupacabras]

Southern is gross
hot rocks, little sand
A viper will cross
trough this border land

Tomorrow You'll see
What goes in AZ

 

[The Mighty Thor]

I predict that the following people will be CAPTURED IN 1inC's TV.

Bill O'Reilly
Brit Hume
John Kerry
GW Bush
Sean Hannity
Shepherd Smith
Greta van Susteren
Rita Cosby
Laurie Dhu
Geraldo
Neil Cavutto
Alan Combes
Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly
John Kerry
John Kerry
John Kerry
John Kerry
John Kerry
John Kerry
John Kerry
John Kerry
John Kerry

1inC smashes TV in disgust!

 

[Soapy Sam]

And lo! I saw that in the east or at least the south east shall arise an flaming orbe. Verily it shall illuminate the skies and also the landes. Except the arctic bit whereunto shall be darkeness.

Also, shalle there be rain and yet more rain. With sunny periods, and without. Also dry spells. There shalle be a probability of preciptationne where thou dost dwell.

The cost of fuelle shall also rise.

Mileage may vary.

For fulle and accurate forecast, send $10.00

 

[Ashles]

And lo, God was so busy talking unto 1inChrist that He didst not notice a great darkness encompassing the land.
And by 3 percentage of the vote didst Bush win .
Whilst 1inChrist had distracted the Lord.
And the Lord wept mightily.
"Canst I trust you to do nothing right while I'm not looking?" shoutethed The Lord at the US electorate?
And turning to 1inChrist He sayethsted in his wrath "And I said NOVEMBER 29th not October! Is that so hard? November! It doesn't even sound similar! You're making us look stupid! And can you tell them all on that JREF website that I put the fossils there to test their faith! Still, now you perform that function pretty well."

 

[Azrael 5]

Consider the Lily........

 

[Nex]

...Yea, for the early time, there will be warmth a-plenty
Followed by deep despair with great rolling wheels
Oh! For the Dark Man beseecheth ye!
The winds will blow from the West...
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Erm... that was my morning. Lots of hot coffee and a bowl of hot cereal, followed by my commute to school via the city bus.
Some black guy kept begging me for change, and when that didn't work, for sexual favors. (yikes!)
My campus is on a big hill, and it's always windy.



I should put a bunch of these in a book and go down in infamy like Nostradamus.

Or not.