The Pope supports organ donation, but the Vatican won't let him donate any organs

[TimCallahan]

Well, I wouldn't want them for use inside me, but I read that ground-up papal liver can be used in voodoo rituals to summon an undead army of the night to do one's bidding. For example. Not that I would want an undead army of the night to do my bidding, of course. Perish the thought.

So, who's the organ grinder's monkey?

 

[P.J. Denyer]

If God were evil everything would be much more orderly, and there would be a plague of unkillable Spice Girls infesting the world in teeming millions.

Have you seen the pop charts recently?

 

[TimCallahan]

If God were evil everything would be much more orderly, and there would be a plague of unkillable Spice Girls infesting the world in teeming millions.

Well, tell me what you want, what you really, really want.