As a nurse I have been instructed that a patient's pain is what they say it is. Countless times I have had patients ring their call bell and ask for pain meds, usually IV dilaudid, morphine, or fentanyl. When I walk into the room, the patient would be laughing and joking on the phone or with visitors in absolutely no visible signs of pain- no moaning, cringing, guarding of the pain site. When I ask their pain level- zero being no pain and ten being the worst pain ever, they dismissively look at me and state 20/10, then go back to whatever they were doing.
I would administer the drug as ordered and watch as their eyes would roll back in their sockets and dopey smile spread across their face. They knew exactly when the next dose was due and get angry if I couldn't get there within seconds. Those patients were frequent flyers to the hospital.
The doctors are too afraid to not give them pain medication and the patients are savvy enough to play it up when the MD is around.
My favorite is that these drug savvy patients play coy when you ask what their med is and usually say something like, "Last time the only thing that worked was...dilala." Always the same pronunciation from different patients.
I would administer the drug as ordered and watch as their eyes would roll back in their sockets and dopey smile spread across their face. They knew exactly when the next dose was due and get angry if I couldn't get there within seconds. Those patients were frequent flyers to the hospital.
The doctors are too afraid to not give them pain medication and the patients are savvy enough to play it up when the MD is around.
My favorite is that these drug savvy patients play coy when you ask what their med is and usually say something like, "Last time the only thing that worked was...dilala." Always the same pronunciation from different patients.
