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Here I am conjuring Space Demons. Notice that one hand is gloved - that's to constrain my power. We don't want to reach too far in the the black void.
I've already committed to buying Elite's an adult beverage or two - if anyone recognizes me and mentions Space Demons or says "Geaux Tigers", you'll earn yourself a drink*. I don't usually mesh my sports enthusiasm with my skeptic/science enthusiasm, but it's the only pic I have really, and thought the visual cues might distinguish me.
*This offer is not valid with any other offer. Spruce22 reserves the right to refuse service to anyone who is a dick in general**
**Unless I'm drunk and/or attracted to you
Sir, I do believe you will be buying a lot of people drinks.
That's the plan! And since I'll recognize you (didn't you post a pic?), I'll be sure and offer a few your way. Plus I always fall for the "poor college kid" routine.
I don't have a trust fund though, so there will be a limit. I might have to be liberal in my assessment of who is, or is not a "dick" as I eloquently put it.

If you insist:That doesn't matter, if it includes Todd Robbins then it is the best choice.![]()
Yes, I remember how your stench was hovering behind me.I was at that show too! Sat across the aisle from Genie.
Yes, I remember how your stench was hovering behind me.
I'm trying to decide which recent photo I should put in here: The one with me and physicist Brian Greene, or the one with actress Kristana Loken, or maybe the one with the nerdist Chris Hardwick. Hmmm......
*This offer is not valid with any other offer. Spruce22 reserves the right to refuse service to anyone who is a dick in general**
**Unless I'm drunk and/or attracted to you
Go to enough TAMs and Dragon*Cons and other events, and you'll have a good pile of names, too.How about a picture where you're not dropping names to try to impress a bunch of skeptics?![]()
Go to enough TAMs and Dragon*Cons and other events, and you'll have a good pile of names, too.
I did post a pic, in fact I've posted two. And I am definitely in college and poor, but I don't think I fall under the "kid" catergory... but 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
Hmm, I think it may be useful to post some criteria pertaining to your assessment of "being a dick."![]()
* Excellent. I'm not a dick in general; merely specifically.
** I'm banking on the drunk, but from there, who knows?
We should start a separate thread for anyone interested in one-upping each other on celebrity photos. Not sure if I would win, in the end, but I could be a serious contender!
I would post my own photo with Richard Dawkins, taken at one of TAM 8's VIP luncheons. But, that would just make everyone else over-the-top with jealousy. I don't want to do that to people, here. It wouldn't be fair! I would rather save the photo for an actual contest.
It's a unpredictable formula involving at least the following variables. I've yet to figure it out myself!
- My level of intoxication
- The intoxication level and behavior of those around me
- My bank balance
- Astrological compatibility between me the person in question
- Color of person's soul aura (Lavender folks count yourself out straight off!)
- Involuntary physical reactions due to my evolutionary need to procreate (which is minimal for me personally, but I can't deny humanity's history)
If anyone can help me clarify my decision making process or think of any additional variables I might have missed, please feel free to help me out. I'd love to understand myself a bit more.
However, I'd simplify it by saying it's like the controversy over the porn/art issue in the past. I'm like the government - I know a person is being a dick when I see it!
(luckily I didn't set myself up for any jokes with that last sentence)