ElMondoHummus
0.25 short of being half-witted
Alex Ross? I thought this would be a BOB Ross comparision...
See that corner over there... a happy little tree lives there.
I kept expecting him to pull out a lit roach from his fro and take a puff whenever the camera cut away to him beating the devil out of his brush.
I loved watching Bob Ross! Sure, his paintings weren't anything to write home about, but watching a half hour of him paint was like watching a cat take a nap: It is psychologically impossible to be stressed afterwards. A dose of Bob Ross was pure visual quaalude. You didn't need to do drugs to mellow out with his show on the air.
Man, I miss the guy.