The November Stundie Cornucopia

[jargon buster]

Which law?

In case you dont know why freemen fail in court.

Do you know the difference between law and legal?

Alot of people say freemen break the law, yet they do not know the difference between lawful and legal.

Its easy to spilt apart.

To do something illegal you MUST break a Statute, Act, by-law or policy.

To do something unlawful, there must be a real VICTIM.

Smoking pot is lawful for MAN but ILLEGAL FOR CITIZENS.

Traveling unregistered is lawful for MAN but illegal for RESIDENTS.

Catching fish unpermitted is lawful for MAN but illegal for VOTERS.

The law lets you do alot, but theres alot of people (Citizens, Voters, Residents etc) who have extra legal obligations to the State on top of the law.

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=229201

 

[jaydeehess]

last couple of noms would be among the best this month

 

[matt.tansy]

LOL!! Awesome!

His concept of time zones is flawed.....

Maybe he's one of them pole shift believers and he believes the poles have already shifted and he is correcting for the new international date line.

 

[abaddon]

Maybe he's one of them pole shift believers and he believes the poles have already shifted and he is correcting for the new international date line.

You fool! Did you not know the sun rises in the south and sets in the...wait, what?

 

[BazBear]

Not exactly a zinger but,



Apparently using more expensive and more suitable equipment to study the chips is unfair so the original results still stand.

Maybe forensic tests should be handicapped like amateur golfers?

 

[Horatius]

In case you dont know why freemen fail in court.

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=229201

I'm so including that in the talk I'm giving on FoTL two weeks from now! Thanks for the catch!

 

[Mudcat]

I'm so including that in the talk I'm giving on FoTL two weeks from now! Thanks for the catch!

Will we get a copy of that talk? I'd like to hear what you have to say on it.

 

[Horatius]

Will we get a copy of that talk? I'd like to hear what you have to say on it.

It'll be mostly stuff you already know, as it's aimed at people who don't follow the FoTL Follies, so it will be an introduction to FoTLism, but I'll see if we can video it, and might post the text as well.

I'm also thinking about adding some of my comics using the FoTL characters from a few years ago, so I'll likely post those as well.

 

[Mudcat]

I don't really know much about the whole Freeman thing other its full of fail, so I look forward to seeing what you provide.

 

[Cuddles]

A comment left on a Doubtful News article:

Beautiful. Not just the obvious time zone silliness, but note that he appears to think that either Europe or China have moved to South America.

 

[River Song]

The rocket was launched from South America though.