They're not conservative. On the contrary, reformist and innovators in religion. They changed religion and twisted it. For example, they added things like headscarves, stoning, circumcision, and so on.
We're telling the original version.
In real Islam ; No headscarves, no stoning, no circumsion...
You're basically discarding a lot of additions (good) and adding your own interpretations (bad).
The quran was written during the third caliph. That explains a lot of silliness in it (an your interpretation of the "fluorescent planet" goes the same way). They wrote what they knew at the time, not the words "dictated to the prophet", some of them written on dry leaves which were eaten by a goat (what shows how god cared about those who didn't care).
The only real thing is the way you feel the presence of your god and the way you inspire yourself with the example of the prophet, departing from the little certainty of the quran as it is. Don't worry, the bible is even worst in that aspect.
It's just a personal matter so I don't understand all your devilish parade here speaking almost in tongues about things that are not really written there. It looks you're just enamoured of the earthly devilish power brought by preaching backed, in the supposed authority of hallowed scriptures (how very
Christian of you).
If a god had wished to make things clear, it has got it right from the beginning (mount Rushmore comes to mind as a way of expression), so the conclusion is, either there's no god or that god decreed each of us must find a personal and
quiet way to reach such god. You must decide, there's no third way. The only thing that matters is what you share of that intimate way of reaching god, not all the babbling of yours about the quran that shows that you aren't even sure there's a god but you yourself, what is horrible.
Go ahead, cutting the nonsense and showing us you're a pious man or woman... or go away.