The Mike Obama Story

[Jrrarglblarg]

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVAXqKugXkg

Complete and utter dog sausage. There are greater anthropometric differences within any one statistical population than there are between them. And even with that caveat the features examine in the video are not used by anthropologists to determine race and gender. Shoulders too wide for a woman? Seriously? Dude, do you even lift?

 

[Regnad Kcin]

If for some reason I HAD to put money on it, I'd bet the guy was right about Mike Obama, probably wrong about Serena Williams...

What do you say we take a look at some pics of the supposed females in your family?

 

[Mojo]

It's not like we could argue otherwise. According to the video's title, the proof is irrefutable!

Not even wrong?

 

[332nd]

Yep, I skipped through it, but most of it seems centered on her well-toned arms and the length of her ring finger. I kid you not.


eta: Oh, and a poorly (or perfectly) timed photo that appears to show a "bulge" in her dress.

If we're gonna go by stuff like that, due to my arm length, hand size, & shoe size, I should be 6'3" instead of 5'7"

 

[icebear]

If we're gonna go by stuff like that, due to my arm length, hand size, & shoe size, I should be 6'3" instead of 5'7"

Mike's shoulders are not female... There are also the ratios which the speaker mentions, height vs length of head, shoulder width vs width of head etc.

There's also the possibility that mike might have started out as a normal boy and then gotten in the way of some sort of a Voodoo/Santeria thing involving Jeremiah Wright, i.e. that Bork and Mike met at church...

 

[Jrrarglblarg]

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVAXqKugXkg

Mike's shoulders are not female... There are also the ratios which the speaker mentions, height vs length of head, shoulder width vs width of head etc.

There's also the possibility that mike might have started out as a normal boy and then gotten in the way of some sort of a Voodoo/Santeria thing involving Jeremiah Wright, i.e. that Bork and Mike met at church...

Are an Anders Lindman sock? I ask because you've now gone into full bonkers mode.

 

[332nd]

Mike's shoulders are not female... There are also the ratios which the speaker mentions, height vs length of head, shoulder width vs width of head etc.

Then there's that pesky genetics thing.

Michelle's parents both have broad shoulders.

There's also the possibility that mike might have started out as a normal boy and then gotten in the way of some sort of a Voodoo/Santeria thing involving Jeremiah Wright, i.e. that Bork and Mike met at church...

Possible... but Occam would suggest that a few soft, doughy, guys are intimidated by a woman who is not only rather tall, but has been slinging the kettlebells around & is actually in better shape.

 

[Kid Eager]

Are an Anders Lindman sock? I ask because you've now gone into full bonkers mode.

That was my thought exactly - working up from "slightly erratic" to "Full Anders" to "the dandelions are laughing at me and oh by the way, because OBAMA!!"

I now view the OPs threads as performance art and appreciate them accordingly (ie like paintings of dogs playing pool, done on black velvet).

 

[Jrrarglblarg]

I've known a surprising number of transsexuals and transvestites in my years and I can say with confidence that I knew the birth gender of all of them before I was actually told. The facial structure of Michelle Obama is female. All the features "analyzed" I the video are subjective interpretation and none of them are used in forensic or anthropological study to determine gender.

The one thing I conclude from the OP is that a major symptom of Obama Derangement Syndrome is extreme gullibility and imparement of critical thinking.

I don't know if OBD is treatable or if the sufferers need to just wait out the rest of the term.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Michelle's parents both have broad shoulders.

Technically, all women have broad shoulders.

 

[LaurelHS]

Possible... but Occam would suggest that a few soft, doughy, guys are intimidated by a woman who is not only rather tall, but has been slinging the kettlebells around & is actually in better shape.

I wouldn't like to watch the Olympics with those guys. All the muscular women would probably send them into some kind of extreme meltdown. "So... many... MEN!"

 

[thedopefishlives]

Technically, all women have broad shoulders.

I'm not sure if I should nom this for pith or report it for a rule breach of some sort.

 

[Jrrarglblarg]

I'm not sure if I should nom this for pith or report it for a rule breach of some sort.

Lol Why not both?

 

[NoahFence]

If for some reason I HAD to put money on it, I'd bet the guy was right about Mike Obama, probably wrong about Serena Williams...

seek help.

really.

 

[LSSBB]

The whole theory is like Robert Morrow regarding Hillary, only even wronger. What fevered swamp produces such noxious theories? It could only be a breeding ground for trolls and basement dwellers. Waste of the trons it takes to compose, store and transmit it.

 

[marplots]

I support transgender rights. I'm glad she's a man.

Or... more significantly, isn't this one of those crazy bits where I can just accept it and reply, so? It's crazy without an impact, unless the audience is already of a certain brand of crazy to begin with. Additional crazy is required for this crazy to make any difference.

 

[SezMe]

I now view the OPs threads as performance art and appreciate them accordingly (ie like paintings of dogs playing pool, done on black velvet).

Yep. Credibility once destroyed is tough to get back. icebear could now tell me the sky was blue and I wouldn't believe him/her/it.

 

[Tomtomkent]

Sorry, but the tone of the video confuses me because it treats this idea as though it would be somehow negative.

I for one would like to go on record and point out that if this were true, it would be none of our business, and there is literally NOBODY on earth of whom my opinion would be changed by the irrelevance of their being transsexual.

I honestly find it disheartening that there are still conspiracy theories out there that actually believe the majority cares enough about somebody being gay, having different skin colour, undergoing gender reassignment, etc. to base their judgement upon those trivial matters over the substance and actions of their moral and ethical beliefs or actions.
You can read those sort of theories about Hitler. Guess what? If he was gay, a Jew, or liked to wear stockings or suspenders those are not the reasons I hate Hitler. If Michelle Obama used to be Mike, that is not what I judge her by or like her for. It matters not a jot.

 

[Loss Leader]

There's also the possibility that mike might have started out as a normal boy and then gotten in the way of some sort of a Voodoo/Santeria thing involving Jeremiah Wright, i.e. that Bork and Mike met at church...

So, you believe that voodoo is capable of turning a man into a woman? Do you think that a spell can be cast that causes a penis to disapear and working female sex organs to grow? Do you think that such a spell, as powerfully as it works on genitals, cannot also adjust the length of one's fingers and the broadness of one's shoulders?

Is this what you really think? Or are you just posting nonsense because you find it funny?

 

[Brainster]

Compelling evidence indeed.

That the creator of that video is insane.