The math of making a mess:

[SezMe]

Either way, this is the greatest post I have ever seen.

Hit the Nominate button to see if anyone else agrees.

 

[quarky]

I have it! (let m = mess)

1) dS = dE/T and
2) E = ½mv², so energy is proportional to velocity squared times mess.

So we have a connection between entropy and mess.

Conclusion:

dS = dE/T = d(mv²)/2T

By god, I think You've got it!

Does the same formula describe Newtonian Entanglement?

Have you seen the way that adapter wires and electric cords attempt to mate in the middle of the night?
Sometimes I think they're trying to create artificial intelligence.
Are they taking over?
How does a patch cord tie itself in a knot?
Is the Coriolis effect involved?

 

[Perpetual Student]

By god, I think You've got it!

Does the same formula describe Newtonian Entanglement?

Have you seen the way that adapter wires and electric cords attempt to mate in the middle of the night?
Sometimes I think they're trying to create artificial intelligence.
Are they taking over?
How does a patch cord tie itself in a knot?
Is the Coriolis effect involved?

It's even worse! When you consider the force of attraction between messes it becomes even more insidious. Say you have a small mess in your bedroom but have a larger mess in your living room. Then because of F = Mm/r² the bigger mess attracts the smaller mess like a vociferous beast. It could get so out of control; that your neighbor's mess might also end up in your living room. Eventually a mess could breach the Schwarzvelt radius and take up the whole town as a big black dump with small messes orbiting around it. UGH!