The Marjorie Taylor Greene thread.

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Horatius said:
But then, at least some of them really are just that stupid. Watch this guy go into brain freeze for several seconds when trying to process the idea that there is no law requiring swearing on a bible:




That right there is a deeply, deeply stupid man.
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I say, I say, I say I say what?
 
SuburbanTurkey said:
Greene is scrubbing past social media posts.



https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1354821456811630596
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Too late baby!

You haven't learned that everything you post to the internet is forever. Your Facebook and Twitter posts (the stuff you don't want people to see and therefore know about your bat-**** crazy views) have already been archived by media companies and liberal bloggers. you cannot scrub the Web Archive.

There is no escaping or hiding from your past you vile bitch.
 
Horatius said:
But then, at least some of them really are just that stupid. Watch this guy go into brain freeze for several seconds when trying to process the idea that there is no law requiring swearing on a bible:




That right there is a deeply, deeply stupid man.
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TragicMonkey said:
I find it cutely ironic that so many of the people who have the deepest faith in the Bible pronounce it as the "Babble".
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smartcooky said:
I say, I say, I say I say what?
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"Ah know ah did, ah did it three tahms!" Right- and what you did how you wanted to is by the same right as other people have to do it how they want to. Why is that so hard to grasp?

(And it's ok for me to make fun of his accent, 'cuz it's how ah tawk!)
 
dudalb said:
Damn, that would make a great card in the "Illumanatti" card game.
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I thought I remembered that "Orbital Space Lasers" were in the game already, but I looked it up and Illuminati has "Orbital Mind Control Lasers". Big difference.
 
turingtest said:
"Ah know ah did, ah did it three tahms!" Right- and what you did how you wanted to is by the same right as other people have to do it how they want to. Why is that so hard to grasp?

(And it's ok for me to make fun of his accent, 'cuz it's how ah tawk!)
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Set the scene: Valentine's Day, 1966, Kent, WA. First day of new school, 6th grade after moving from Nashville, TN.

Teacher: Stand up and introduce yourself to the class. Tell us a little bit about yourself.

Stacy: Mah naaaaayme is Staaaaaycy and ah just moved frahm Naaaaashville, Tennuhseee.

Class starts laughing.

Stacy: Whaht's so funny?

Class: Your accent.

Stacy: Whaaaht accent?

I was young so it only took me about a year to lose it.
 
smartcooky said:
Too late baby!

You haven't learned that everything you post to the internet is forever. Your Facebook and Twitter posts (the stuff you don't want people to see and therefore know about your bat-**** crazy views) have already been archived by media companies and liberal bloggers. you cannot scrub the Web Archive.

There is no escaping or hiding from your past you vile bitch.
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Scary think is people a lot smarter then Green do the same damn thing;Erase a tweet a couple of minutes after it went out.
Once you tweet somthing it will be out there forever.
 
Stacyhs said:
Set the scene: Valentine's Day, 1966, Kent, WA. First day of new school, 6th grade after moving from Nashville, TN.

Teacher: Stand up and introduce yourself to the class. Tell us a little bit about yourself.

Stacy: Mah naaaaayme is Staaaaaycy and ah just moved frahm Naaaaashville, Tennuhseee.

Class starts laughing.

Stacy: Whaht's so funny?

Class: Your accent.

Stacy: Whaaaht accent?

I was young so it only took me about a year to lose it.
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Mah dayud My father was in the service (USAF), so we moved around a lot. I grew up mostly down here in south MS, but the year I was in 5th grade, he got stationed at Griffiss AFB, in Rome, NY, and took us with him (he usually went to places like Pakistan and Alaska alone, because eight kids were a load to lug along). Anyway, you can imagine how that went my first few days in school. And, since we came right back down here after a year, I never had the opportunity to lose my accent. Not that ah really hayuv wun...;)
 
turingtest said:
Mah dayud My father was in the service (USAF), so we moved around a lot. I grew up mostly down here in south MS, but the year I was in 5th grade, he got stationed at Griffiss AFB, in Rome, NY, and took us with him (he usually went to places like Pakistan and Alaska alone, because eight kids were a load to lug along). Anyway, you can imagine how that went my first few days in school. And, since we came right back down here after a year, I never had the opportunity to lose my accent. Not that ah really hayuv wun...;)
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I wonder what "The Rain In Spain Stays Mainly On The Plain" sounds with a thick Southen accent...

I have no doubt that a great many real life Henry Higgins make good money ridding upwardly mobile Southerners who have moved outside the South of their accents...
 
TragicMonkey said:
I find it cutely ironic that so many of the people who have the deepest faith in the Bible pronounce it as the "Babble".
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We should take a page from Hooked on Phonics and "spell" it out for them... Buy Bull.


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Yeah, I know... you tee it up... [emoji1]
 
dudalb said:
Scary think is people a lot smarter then Green do the same damn thing;Erase a tweet a couple of minutes after it went out.

Once you tweet somthing it will be out there forever.
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No, the spider bots scour but they aren't everywhere all the time.
Deleting an inopportune post is right. Thinking it was right in the first place is silly (or in my case drunkenly).

Thinking the WayBackMachine won't have caught it if it's old... stupid. [emoji1]
 
turingtest said:
Mah dayud My father was in the service (USAF), so we moved around a lot. I grew up mostly down here in south MS, but the year I was in 5th grade, he got stationed at Griffiss AFB, in Rome, NY, and took us with him (he usually went to places like Pakistan and Alaska alone, because eight kids were a load to lug along). Anyway, you can imagine how that went my first few days in school. And, since we came right back down here after a year, I never had the opportunity to lose my accent. Not that ah really hayuv wun...;)
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Yeah... but she sounded a lot cuter than you.

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Looks it too. [emoji1]

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Oh crap... is this my "did you just presume my gender?" moment?
Yes... yes it is. Oops. [emoji15]

I think TT is male, and so less cute, but I went for the funny. Mea culpa.

Cue Sinatra as I sidle off (much cuter than T****). [emoji1]
 
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turingtest said:
Mah dayud My father was in the service (USAF), so we moved around a lot. I grew up mostly down here in south MS, but the year I was in 5th grade, he got stationed at Griffiss AFB, in Rome, NY, and took us with him (he usually went to places like Pakistan and Alaska alone, because eight kids were a load to lug along). Anyway, you can imagine how that went my first few days in school. And, since we came right back down here after a year, I never had the opportunity to lose my accent. Not that ah really hayuv wun...;)
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My dad was career USAF, too. Pilot. I hear ya.
 
dudalb said:
Taylor Green shows how much she loves freedom of the press by threanting reporters:

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-brie...ened-with-arrest-after-asking-marjorie-taylor
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The press should have been kicked out. This was a town hall meeting to talk with constituents, not a press conference. The press was welcome to observe and record and report, but they were not to ask any questions. That was the agreement. Then a member of the press asked a question anyway. If the press can't play by the rules, they should get the boot.
 
DevilsAdvocate said:
The press should have been kicked out. This was a town hall meeting to talk with constituents, not a press conference. The press was welcome to observe and record and report, but they were not to ask any questions. That was the agreement. Then a member of the press asked a question anyway. If the press can't play by the rules, they should get the boot.
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I don't disagree.
As long as she didn't take softballs from friendly press.
 
Jim_MDP said:
I have GOT to see the Cards Against Humanity game someday! [emoji1]
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Have you ever seen a game of craps from a moderate distance? It's like that. A large group of people huddled around a table, who periodically burst into loud shouting for some indeterminate reason. But they seem like they're having fun, so no one kicks them out of the casino.


And yes, the only place I've ever seen CAH being played is in a casino, true fact*.




*At various TAMs over the years.
 
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