The Marjorie Taylor Greene thread.

[sackett]

If it's MTJ vs. AOC or any prominent Dem womon in an actual bitch fight,* my money is on her. She's one of those muscled-up old sisters who can deliver a serious punch, and undoubtedly grapple if it goes to the floor. And: She can take blows to the head from morn to tea-time and never feel a thing, for the good reason that her rather small cranium is just a neck that haired over. Nothin' up there to hurt. Hell no I'm not kidding.

* Congress, over its long history, has witnessed more unseemly things. Calm your thoughts, folks. These squalid times will mend.

 

[Foster Zygote]

The video of her outside the office door reminds me of junior high school kids shooting video of themselves toilet papering someone's trees.

 

[Babbylonian]

The video of her outside the office door reminds me of junior high school kids shooting video of themselves toilet papering someone's trees.

Except that the target of the TP knows that they were pranked. AOC likely didn't know about this mail slot stupidity until the video got its current attention.

 

[alfaniner]

Except that the target of the TP knows that they were pranked. AOC likely didn't know about this mail slot stupidity until the video got its current attention.

Perhaps someone has made one already, but it would be funny to have an overdub of silly responses to MTG's pleas.

"Ma'am, this is a Wendy's drive-thru."

 

[Stacyhs]

Perhaps someone has made one already, but it would be funny to have an overdub of silly responses to MTG's pleas.

"Ma'am, this is a Wendy's drive-thru."

"Ma'am, this is the office of the National Association of the Deaf. Would you mind sticking your hands through the slot and saying that again using Sign Language?"

 

[Elagabalus]

If it's MTJ vs. AOC or any prominent Dem womon in an actual bitch fight,* my money is on her. She's one of those muscled-up old sisters who can deliver a serious punch, and undoubtedly grapple if it goes to the floor. And: She can take blows to the head from morn to tea-time and never feel a thing, for the good reason that her rather small cranium is just a neck that haired over. Nothin' up there to hurt. Hell no I'm not kidding.

* Congress, over its long history, has witnessed more unseemly things. Calm your thoughts, folks. These squalid times will mend.

**** that!

Two G-strings and a mud pit. At Dawn!

 

[Bob001]

If it's MTJ vs. AOC or any prominent Dem womon in an actual bitch fight,* my money is on her. She's one of those muscled-up old sisters who can deliver a serious punch, and undoubtedly grapple if it goes to the floor. And: She can take blows to the head from morn to tea-time and never feel a thing, for the good reason that her rather small cranium is just a neck that haired over. Nothin' up there to hurt. Hell no I'm not kidding.
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I dunno. AOC has said she used to throw people like MTJ out of the bars where she worked. I bet she knows some tricks.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/poli...-i-threw-out-of-bars-all-the-time/ar-BB1gIjb1

 

[The Great Zaganza]

AOC can see MTG coming from a mile away - whereas MTG gets AOC consistently wrong.
I wouldn't bet on Marge.

 

[sackett]

**** that!

Two G-strings and a mud pit. At Dawn!

MTJ in a g string? Oh please no anything but that make it stop my mind my mind my m

 

[quadraginta]

MTG is filling the template for the future of GOP candidates.

Don't expect it to get any better. It's going to be a race to the bottom.

On her very best day, lantern-jawed MTG is nothing more than a carny, a side-show grifter;

<snip>

Exactly.

Please refer back to highlighted above.

 

[Belz...]

I dunno. AOC has said she used to throw people like MTJ out of the bars where she worked. I bet she knows some tricks.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/poli...-i-threw-out-of-bars-all-the-time/ar-BB1gIjb1

MTJ in a g string? Oh please no anything but that make it stop my mind my mind my m

It's Greene, not Jreene.

 

[mgidm86]

I dunno. AOC has said she used to throw people like MTJ out of the bars where she worked. I bet she knows some tricks.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/poli...-i-threw-out-of-bars-all-the-time/ar-BB1gIjb1

Do not mess with women bartenders. Worked with many. My best friend is 100 pounds maybe and she doesn't tolerate BS. The night I met her she'd just finished yelling at some guy (loud bar).

A lot of the attitude comes from dealing with guys like MTG.

 

[Bob001]

It's Greene, not Jreene.

Got it.

 

[smartcooky]

Do not mess with women bartenders. Worked with many. My best friend is 100 pounds maybe and she doesn't tolerate BS. The night I met her she'd just finished yelling at some guy (loud bar).

A lot of the attitude comes from dealing with guys like MTG.

My former next-door neighbour's oldest daughter was a bartender at a local bar. Eight stone of sheer fury if you crossed her (think Tecia Torres), and yes, she has thrown out men much bigger then herself.

 

[catsmate]

My former next-door neighbour's oldest daughter was a bartender at a local bar. Eight stone of sheer fury if you crossed her (think Tecia Torres), and yes, she has thrown out men much bigger then herself.

Leverage and determination.

 

[smartcooky]

Leverage and determination.

A fair bit of the former, and ****-loads of the latter

 

[sackett]

Got it.

But I want to call her Jreene. Sounds more like what she is.

 

[TurkeysGhost]

Would there really be any downside for Greene, politically speaking, if she were to physically assault someone like AOC, Ilhan Omar, or other evil Democrats while on the House floor.

Her base of support comes from belligerent reactionaries. It's not like she's spending much time doing any real legislative work, she's purely a token of conservative grievance and outrage. If anything, physically attacking on of the right's most dire enemies would only boost her credibility.

Can we really say with any certainty that the rest of the Republican party would disown such an antic?

I wouldn't be surprised if something of that nature happens in the near future.

 

[JoeMorgue]

Would there really be any downside for Greene, politically speaking, if she were to physically assault someone like AOC, Ilhan Omar, or other evil Democrats while on the House floor.

Her base of support comes from belligerent reactionaries. It's not like she's spending much time doing any real legislative work, she's purely a token of conservative grievance and outrage. If anything, physically attacking on of the right's most dire enemies would only boost her credibility.

Can we really say with any assurance that the rest of the Republican party would even disown such an antic?

I wouldn't be surprised if something of that nature happens in the near future.

That certainly seems like what it's building to.

 

[The Don]

Would there really be any downside for Greene, politically speaking, if she were to physically assault someone like AOC, Ilhan Omar, or other evil Democrats while on the House floor.

Her base of support comes from belligerent reactionaries. It's not like she's spending much time doing any real legislative work, she's purely a token of conservative grievance and outrage. If anything, physically attacking on of the right's most dire enemies would only boost her credibility.

Can we really say with any certainty that the rest of the Republican party would disown such an antic?

I wouldn't be surprised if something of that nature happens in the near future.

Even if there was some criticism of her actions from the GOP it would be muted and temporary. Maybe a couple of senior people may make tangential reference to "over enthusiasm" or "a little too much patriotism" but as soon as it becomes clear that MTG has enhanced her position within the party, they'll claim that any criticism was taken out of context.

That certainly seems like what it's building to.

Sadly, true.