The JREF Pantheon

[Beady]

Can I be the god of Heresy? I'm realy into heresy.

 

[Zep]

The fishbowl and I are one.

 

[Genesius]

Um, Zep. . .?

I know the contents of the fishbowl can loosen one's inhibitions, but do you really want to be doing that to Zaaydragon?

Yes, he is a very handsome dragon, but once he realizes that you're back there and what you're doing, you're going to be a very unhappy amphibian.

On the good side, the fishbowl does contain a mix of strong painkillers.

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

. . . Given how hard it is to explain to some fundies the invisble nature of the Pink Unicorn, . . .

That's the Invisible Pink Unicorn (pbuh). And how hard is She to explain?. Remember, She is invisible by definition and pink by faith.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/df/180px-Ipu.gif

 

[Piscivore]

Why has no one mentioned Cthulu yet?

Rampant tentaclism.

Eris got left out too, but she's getting used to it.

 

[Upchurch]

Rampant tentaclism.

There is also the fact that evil tenticalness and good noodleiness are difficult to distinguish sometimes.

 

[bluess]

There is also the fact that evil tenticalness and good noodleiness are difficult to distinguish sometimes.

I've found it fairly easy. If you can eat the noodle, praise FSM, you have been blessed.

If the noodle tries to eat you, praise Cthulu, you have been ingested.

 

[Genesius]

I've found it fairly easy. If you can eat the noodle, praise FSM, you have been blessed.

If the noodle tries to eat you, praise Cthulu, you have been ingested.

And if the noodle makes a mad dive for your nether regions and attempts to have carnal knowledge of you, well, it's a typical worship service of the Laudy-Laud!

 

[dglas]

When did this become a hentai thread?

...and why didn't anyone tell me?

Can I be a lesser deity of Nihilistic Iconoclasts?

 

[kmortis]

When did this become a hentai thread?

...and why didn't anyone tell me?

Can I be a lesser deity of Nihilistic Iconoclasts?

No, but you CAN be the minor deity of thread killing.

Eris doesn't mind being left out. Besides, she's probably lock up in jail again for dealing the contents of the Fishbowl to unsuspecting marmosets.


One of the last Pagan rituals I did included the traditional "Calling of the Goddess" by the non-traditional means of a cell phone. We got her lawyer who forwarded us to Eris. She was in jail for "possession with intent". Apparently that Golden Apple wasn't a fruit.

 

[Darth Rotor]

Upchurch

My two bits, worth what you paid for them.

I second the suggestion made earlier of "Evil Godwin" as JREF evil deity for two reasons.

One is ease of pronunciation: "E.G." is pronounced as "egg."

The second is that there is an "evil god" within the word, so it fits your initial criterion, and slyly says what it means.

The third is that most forum goers instinctively hate Godwin.



OK, the three reasons I second the suggestion . . .

So, two votes for "Evil Godwin" as the evil incarnate of the JREF pantheon. Who is with me? Our convention will have beer and smoking hot strippers. Delegates, come on down!

Regarding the suggestion that Ladewig be dubbed "God of Entirely Missing the Point" (aka the Holy GEMP) I concur, with warmest regards for Ladewig.

DR

 

[Z]

Ahhhh....

 

[Ladewig]

Regarding the suggestion that Ladewig be dubbed "God of Entirely Missing the Point" (aka the Holy GEMP) I concur, with warmest regards for Ladewig.

DR

Well, then, I guess I'll have to make Emily Latella my high priestess.