@Red Baron Farms ...
And yet the gratuitous insult. Did you get that from Dale Carnagie?
Most certainly not. Dale Carnegie was an American writer and lecturer, and the developer of famous courses in self-improvement, salesmanship, corporate training, public speaking, and interpersonal skills.
Not one damn one of those has anything at all to do with the plight of the American farmer, who tends to very much dislike salesmen, corporate execs, and of course all these mamby pamby libtard self-improvement and interpersonal skills courses!
And you think this attitude is gratuitous? You driven out to the midwest small town farm communities recently? Have you seen what the libtards, neoliberals and neo-luddite arsewipes have done to the foundation of this great country?
It aint even about left wing and right wing anymore. Damn near all city folk politics has conspired to destroy the farmers way of life with all their naive "help".
But bad as that all may be, in the end it will be us farmers and ranchers that pull you all out of the fire of global warming, if you just stop trying to stop us from doing our job and provide a little infrastructure support instead. A carbon market with verified offsets in the soil would go a very long way towards undoing all the destruction caused by libtards, neo-luddites, neoliberals meddling.
It's conservative because you would simply be paying for a service. Get it? No free lunch. Stop paying welfare to farmers to cause global warming, and instead pay for the service of carbon sequestration into the soil, and it will be all over with in a few decades. Problem solved by conservative capitalism.