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The Galileo Affair in a Limerick poem

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The Galileo Affair in a Limerick poem

While watching a cannonball's motion,
Galileo conceived of the notion
That natural laws,
Not a mystical Cause,
Ruled the physical world's locomotion.

Though its own view was mostly confused,
The Church was not greatly amused
With this flaunting of Deo
By old Galileo
And ordered it quickly defused.

So the Pope sent some priests who inquired
If it wouldn't be best he retired?
"Undoubtedly you know
What we did for Bruno;
Do you also wish to be fired?"


MORE:

http://sciencereligionnews.blogspot.com/2008/06/galileo-affair-in-limerick-poem.html

:medusa:

Just dug up this classic poem, hope some of the more artistic minded will enjoy it.
 
calebprime wrote the worst limerick ever
containing not a jot, not a single thing clever
he did this because he could;
not because he should;
and then the limerick ended.
 
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calebprime wrote the worst limerick ever
containing not a jot, not a single thing clever
he did this because he could;
not because he should;
and then the limerick ended.

Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.

:cool:

Please refrain from posting doggerel here, it can ruin a classic poem.
 
calebprime: You are wrong! This is the worst limerick ever:

an ancient pond
a frog jumps in
the splash of water

-Basho
 
No, I write the songs that break the young girls' hearts.

I write the songs.

I write the songs.
 
"So spake th' Eternal Father, and fulfilld
All Justice: nor delaid the winged Saint
After his charge receivd; but from among
Thousand Celestial Ardors, where he stood
Vaild with his gorgeous wings, up springing light [ 250 ]
Flew through the midst of Heav'n; th' angelic Quires
On each hand parting, to his speed gave way
Through all th' Empyreal road; till at the Gate
Of Heav'n arriv'd, the gate self-opend wide
On golden Hinges turning, as by work [ 255 ]
Divine the sov'ran Architect had fram'd.
From hence, no cloud, or, to obstruct his sight,
Starr interpos'd, however small he sees,
Not unconform to other shining Globes,
Earth and the Gard'n of God, with Cedars crownd [ 260 ]
Above all Hills. As when by night the Glass
Of Galileo, less assur'd, observes
Imagind Lands and Regions in the Moon:
Or Pilot from amidst the Cyclades
Delos or Samos first appeering kenns [ 265 ]
A cloudy spot. Down thither prone in flight
He speeds, and through the vast Ethereal Skie
Sailes between worlds and worlds, with steddie wing
Now on the polar windes, then with quick Fann
Winnows the buxom Air; till within soare [ 270 ]
Of Towring Eagles, to all the Fowles he seems
A Phœnix, gaz'd by all, as that sole Bird
When to enshrine his reliques in the Sun's
Bright Temple, to Ægyptian Theb's he flies.
At once on th' Eastern cliff of Paradise [ 275 ]
He lights, and to his proper shape returns
A Seraph wingd; six wings he wore, to shade
His lineaments Divine; the pair that clad
Each shoulder broad, came mantling o're his brest
With regal Ornament; the middle pair [ 280 ]
Girt like a Starrie Zone his waste, and round
Skirted his loines and thighes with downie Gold
And colours dipt in Heav'n; the third his feet
Shaddowd from either heele with featherd maile
Skie-tinctur'd grain. Like Maia's son he stood, [ 285 ]
And shook his Plumes, that Heav'nly fragrance filld
The circuit wide. Strait knew him all the Bands
Of Angels under watch; and to his state,
And to his message high in honour rise;
For on Som message high they guessd him bound. [ 290 ]
Thir glittering Tents he passd, and now is come
Into the blissful field, through Groves of Myrrhe,
And flouring Odours, Cassia, Nard, and Balme;
A Wilderness of sweets; for Nature here
Wantond as in her prime, and plaid at will [ 295 ]
Her Virgin Fancies, pouring forth more sweet,
Wilde above Rule or Art; enormous bliss.
Him through the spicie Forrest onward com
Adam discernd, as in the dore he sat
Of his coole Bowre, while now the mounted Sun [ 300 ]
Shot down direct his fervid Raies, to warme
Earths inmost womb, more warmth then Adam needs;
And Eve within, due at her hour prepar'd
For dinner savourie fruits, of taste to please
True appetite, and not disrelish thirst [ 305 ]
Of nectarous draughts between, from milkie stream,
Berrie or Grape: to whom thus Adam call'd."

John Milton - Paradise Lost, Book 5

http://www.dartmouth.edu/~milton/reading_room/pl/book_5/index.shtml

:p
 
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I meant this poem....?

calebprime wrote the worst limerick ever
containing not a jot, not a single thing clever
he did this because he could;
not because he should;
and then the limerick ended.
 
I meant this poem....?

calebprime wrote the worst limerick ever
containing not a jot, not a single thing clever
he did this because he could;
not because he should;
and then the limerick ended.

Ok, sorry, I agree.

:o
 
Back to Galileo, wasn't it funny when the pope decided to pardon him a few years ago?
I'm sure he appreciated it.
 
I think this one explains the Galileo Affair better:

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity


Respectfully,
Myriad
 
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"He scarce had ceas't when the superiour Fiend
Was moving toward the shoar; his ponderous shield
Ethereal temper, massy, large and round, [ 285 ]
Behind him cast; the broad circumference
Hung on his shoulders like the Moon, whose Orb
Through Optic Glass the Tuscan Artist views
At Ev'ning from the top of Fesole,
Or in Valdarno, to descry new Lands, [ 290 ]
Rivers or Mountains in her spotty Globe.
His Spear, to equal which the tallest Pine
Hewn on Norwegian hills, to be the Mast
Of some great Ammiral, were but a wand,
He walkt with to support uneasie steps [ 295 ]
Over the burning Marle, not like those steps
On Heavens Azure, and the torrid Clime
Smote on him sore besides, vaulted with Fire;
Nathless he so endur'd, till on the Beach
Of that inflamed Sea, he stood and call'd [ 300 ]
His Legions, Angel Forms, who lay intrans't
Thick as Autumnal Leaves that strow the Brooks
In Vallombrosa, where th' Etrurian shades
High overarch't imbowr; or scatterd sedge
Afloat, when with fierce Winds Orion arm'd [ 305 ]
Hath vext the Red-Sea Coast, whose waves orethrew
Busiris and his Memphian Chivalry,
While with perfidious hatred they pursu'd
The Sojourners of Goshen, who beheld
From the safe shore thir floating Carkases [ 310 ]
And broken Chariot Wheels, so thick bestrown
Abject and lost lay these, covering the Flood,
Under amazement of thir hideous change.
He call'd so loud, that all the hollow Deep
Of Hell resounded. Princes, Potentates, [ 315 ]
Warriers, the Flowr of Heav'n, once yours, now lost,
If such astonishment as this can sieze
Eternal spirits; or have ye chos'n this place
After the toyl of Battel to repose
Your wearied vertue, for the ease you find [ 320 ]
To slumber here, as in the Vales of Heav'n?
Or in this abject posture have ye sworn
To adore the Conquerour? who now beholds
Cherube and Seraph rowling in the Flood
With scatter'd Arms and Ensigns, till anon [ 325 ]
His swift pursuers from Heav'n Gates discern
Th' advantage, and descending tread us down
Thus drooping, or with linked Thunderbolts
Transfix us to the bottom of this Gulfe.
Awake, arise, or be for ever fall'n. [ 330 ] "

John Milton - Paradise Lost - Book 1

http://www.dartmouth.edu/~milton/reading_room/pl/book_1/index.shtml

:)
 
Adulatio Perniciosa

When shines the moon and heavens pass,
Its golden train a tranquil arc,
The sights of twinkling stars entrance.
We marvel everywhere at sparks,
Discovered, Galilei, by thy glass:
Jupiter’s moons assentingly remark
And Saturn’s entourage doth dance.

But when Dawn’s light reveals new day,
The sun alone spreads from the East,
And shining beams enthrall our view.
On scepter’s glory, kings may feast;
Adorned with gems while glints array.
Satellites thus in multitudes proceed,
Companions follow favors due.

That nothing could more blessed be
Than state of kingship all opine
Whom masks deceive with false displays.
What on the outside brilliant shines may not inside,
Just as we see (who would believe?) black spots in Sun Divine?
To Galilei’s art sing praise!

Truth, herald of salvation,
Unwelcomed, flees the mighty
Often an enemy proves more useful.

Pope Urban VIII

http://monkey.org/~jefrey/Dangerous Adulation text.pdf

:eek:

I bet Urban was pretty irked when this got published!
 
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I think this one explains the Galileo Affair better:

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity


Respectfully,
Myriad

As a limerick, the galileo, galileo, galileo affair might go like this-o.

Galileo Galileo Galileo.
Galileo Galileo Galileo.
Figaro Figaro
Joe Blow Joe Blow
Fandango Galileo Magnifico.
 
Let's all play; Finish the Poem!

"Galileo was a man from Nantucket

Whose………….


:eye-poppi
 
Let's all play; Finish the Poem!

"Galileo was a man from Nantucket

Whose………….


:eye-poppi

Galileo was a man from Nantucket
Whose property abutted Ray Kurzweil's.
They both had McMansions.
This poem lacks all scansion.
And the subject is no longer fertile.
 
Then, dalla richiesta popolare,
The Church re-analyses all things starry,
And after 359 years,
Lo! New data appears!
And quoth the Pope: "Er... terribly sorry".
 

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