The Freedom From Atheism Foundation

[arthwollipot]

No. Any religion other than conservative Christianity is, by their definition, atheism.

I don't think that's true. For the conservative church I used to attend, any religion other than conservative Christianity was by definition satanism, not atheism.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'm dropping the FFAF in with Scepcop.

 

[gerdbonk]

I'm dropping the FFAF in with Scepcop.

An ad on that page invites me to Fall in Love with Asian Ripe Beauties.

That has me leaning a bit toward their side of the fence.

 

[gerdbonk]

I don't think that's true. For the conservative church I used to attend, any religion other than conservative Christianity was by definition satanism, not atheism.

I have heard atheism defined as satanism. Any belief not pro-Jesus being, by default, pro-Satan.

 

[arthwollipot]

I have heard atheism defined as satanism. Any belief not pro-Jesus being, by default, pro-Satan.

Yes, this. But it only works one way. Atheism is Satanism, but Satanism is not atheism.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

An ad on that page invites me to Fall in Love with Asian Ripe Beauties.

That has me leaning a bit toward their side of the fence.

"Lovely White-Rumped Vulture seeks American friend"?

 

[catsmate]

Zeus worship is so last year. The FSM, now there is a cool god.

What about Odin and company? They just got a new temple.

 

[dropzone]

I would invent a new religion, claim to be being downtrodden by the state, and then ask to be included as one of the religions they should support. Send them a long diatribe about how awful the state is to this religion, and how wonderful it is they are helping other religions to hold their heads up high in public. Ask for website and Facebook space, their assistance and words of support. Also ask for money to "fight the good fight". Doesn't matter what the beliefs of this new religion are, just as long as the main claim is they are being suppressed. Especially don't mention Thor, Zeus, any monkey gods, Horus or the Spaghetti Monster (may you be touched by his noodly appendage).

Then if money and support flows in, lather rinse repeat with another new religion. And get your friends to join in on it too! But do it slowly, don't overwhelm them. The game will be to see how many new religions they will support. With luck it will be dozens.

But at the first rejection, blast their Facebook pages with posts of outrage that they are being unsupportive, discriminatory and exclusionary, just like they say the New Atheists are.

Please don't quote me on this when the IRS comes calling, but a vague religion that could be Fundamentalist Christianity would be a fun parttime job. Make THOUSANDS every week with your computer! And don't bother making it a non-profit because Uncle Sam pays too much attention to them and requires too much paperwork. Just declare your income and pay your taxes.

 

[Rincewind]

Please don't quote me on this when the IRS comes calling, but a vague religion that could be Fundamentalist Christianity would be a fun parttime job. Make THOUSANDS every week with your computer! And don't bother making it a non-profit because Uncle Sam pays too much attention to them and requires too much paperwork. Just declare your income and pay your taxes.

You could always ask Doctor Dino for advice...

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

You could always ask Doctor Dino for advice...

Or anglolawyer.