The CT to English dictionary.

[qarnos]

Hi guys!

I mainly lurk around here but I thought I might start a thread to try and document some of the lingo used by CTists and the aproximate English translations.

I unserstand some people like to keep this forum serious, but after reading some of the tripe the CTists post, I really need to vent some steam!

So here are my initial contributions! Modifications and additions welcome!

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Term: edition
Definition: guess.
Example: "Loose Change: Second Edition"
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Term: Occams Razor
Definition: Occams Razor is a CT principle which states that the speakers answer is the only correct one.
Example: "You guys should apply Occams Razor."
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Term: pilot
Definition: Someone who owns a copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator.
Example: "JohnDoeX is a pilot."
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Term: quote
Definition: Used to indicate that the speaker is repeating or referring to something which may bear some resemblance to words that might have been spoken by another person.
Example: "George Bush has been quoted as saying 9/11 was an inside job."
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Term: research
Definition: google/googling.
Example: "Dylan has been doing some extensive research."
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Term: smoking gun
Definition: Used to describe a minor coincidence or an event which the speaker is completely unqualified to analyse.
Example: "That plume is a smoking gun."
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Term: truth
Definition: Used to describe any scenario which the speaker has selected as their preffered version of events. In CT speak, the term "truth" is rarely prefixed with the definite article (THE) as it would be in common English. This allows the speaker to reaffirm his/her superiorority over common man.
Example: "I search for truth."
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Term: of truth
Definition: The sentence fragment "of truth" may be prefixed by all kinds of nouns to generate throw-away lines which highlight the intellectual prowess of the speaker. These phrases have no decipherable meaning.
Examples: "Purpose of truth", "Essence of truth", "Meaning of truth".
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[Shrinker]

Hehe, very good. Especially Occam's Razor.

Term: photoanalysis
Definition: the process of searching a picture for something so small and fuzzy that it can't be proved not to be what you want it to be.


Term: awaken
Definition: to deliver to someone a series of escalating lies until they finally say, 'Oh my God, really?'

 

[MetalPig]

Term: concrete
Definition: invisible stuff between steel columns; air.

 

[brodski]

fascist: anyone who disagrees with them, about anything.

 

[MortFurd]

Term: Common Sense
Definition: Applying personal prejudice and ignorance to the process analysis in order to "prove" a conclusion previously arrived at by wishful thinking.

Example:
Common sense says the WTC couldn't have collapsed from crashing an airplane into it. It must have been CD/missile attack/MIB/Arnie on a bad hair day.


Term: Government Shill
Definition: Anyone who presents evidence against the CT under discussion.

Example:
(Gumboot provides 367 quotes, pictures, and video clips thoroughly destroying the CT point.)

CTist: Gumboot is a government shill. (Conveniently ignoring that fact that Gumboot is a citizen of NZ.)

 

[Oliver]

Term: "Hole"
Definition: Something where a plane does not fit in

Welcome to the board, too, Qarnos.

My personal favorite is "searching".
But what the heck is a "troll" - or someone "trolling" around?

 

[MortFurd]

fascist: anyone who disagrees with them, about anything.

Term: Hypocrite
Definition: The typical CTist, who cannot see that banning people from his forum for disagreeing with the "theory" is a typical fascist thing to do.

 

[MortFurd]

Term: "Hole"
Definition: Something where a plane does not fit in

Welcome to the board, too, Qarnos.

My personal favorite is "searching".
But what the heck is a "troll" - or someone "trolling" around?

Hallo, Oliver.
Das sind Trolls

 

[Brainache]

Moderator: Someone who ensures that only one side of an argument may be heard.

 

[Oliver]

Hallo, Oliver.
"...wiki/Troll_(Internet)"]Das sind Trolls

Vielen Dank, MortFurd.

Ich dachte schon es sei ein CT-Wort.

 

[MortFurd]

Moderator: Someone who ensures that only one side of an argument may be heard.

... and zealously bans anyone who espouses a different opinion.

 

[Shrinker]

whistleblower: any government employee who believed Loose Change
exmple: Milwaukee tax official claims pod fired missile at towers!

 

[MortFurd]

Term: Sheeple
Definition: Sheep-people. People who docilely accept the official story of the CT under discussion rather than docilely following the CT leaders.

 

[kookbreaker]

Term: Blind, Fool, Shill, Hasn't researched(c.f.) it enough,
Definition: Anyone who looks into 9/11 and comes to a different conclusion than the CT'er's.

 

[kookbreaker]

Term: "Pull"
Definition: Blowing up underinsured buildings for fun and profit
Usage: "That Silverstein guys said he pulled the building! That means he and the FDNY planted explosives and blew up WTC7!!!!!"

 

[kookbreaker]

Term: George Orwell, 1984, Winston, etc.
Defintion: References to a book that ONLY YOU READ, and ONLY YOU UNDERSTAND THE MESSAGE OF.

 

[brodski]

Insurance: money which is paid to you if you publicly admit to deliberately destroying your own property, and murdering thousands in the process. As in "he did it for the insurance"

 

[kookbreaker]

Term: Owned, Pwned, etc.
Defintion: What you say you did to those sheeple after you ran away fromt he debate crying like a six year old.
Usage: "I went over to JREF and told them to appear on my podcast and debate me. Only 24 or 25 guys accepted, so I said like 'whatever.' and left. I totally pwned them."

 

[realitybites]

Term: hearty debate
Definition: 1.) a process whereby likeminded people gather on an internet forum and congratulate each other on being the smarterst mo-fo out there. 2.) a process whereby those with differing viewpoints are banned.
Example: "JohnDoeX welcomed a hearty debate with Billzilla."

 

[kookbreaker]

Term: Zionists, Isrealis, Mossad.
Definition: Jews. All of them.