The CT Badge Ceremony Speech Contest

[chippy]

How about "may your opinions fall upon the ears of people who actually have brains"?

 

[Oliver]

I am in need of four badges! And the way things are going, maybe a fifth!

Well, well, well ... you´re a pretty hungry guy, aren´t you?
Only [SIZE=-1]one at a time[/SIZE].

 

[Oliver]

What if you were banned 3 times and censored in between at the old LCF? Do I qualify?

Only if you were banned for honorable reasons, something
like asking logical questions and demanding honest answers,
for example...

 

[The Doc]

Congratulations to you, ....

This is the Banned From Loose Change citation. Wear it proudly for you have braved the harshest conditions of sheer stupidity known to man.
​

A bit serious, but I like it haha.

 

[Quad4_72]

I didn´t find the MIHOP-LIHOP ceremony melody
CD but it would be a good time for your speech.

Oh jeez, can I really? Wow! This is incredible! I can hardly express my feelings right now I am so happy! I have been waiting for this moment my whole life! I don't know who to thank there are just so many people who contributed.

I guess that I would like to thank my man Dylan, he is always there for me when I need a good laugh and without his miserable film, none of this would have been possible.

I would also like to thank Jason Bermas. His fantasies have played a major role in the conception of the loose change board and without those fantasies, I would not have been able to have been banned.

Most of all, I would like to thank IVXX. His childlike tendencies and paranoia towards government has played the biggest part in my banning. IVXX, you are the most immature person over 30 I have ever met, and for that I thank you.

For those who I missed, thank you so much for helping me get banned in the LC forums!

 

[Oliver]

How about "may your opinions fall upon the ears of people who actually have brains"?

Well, this would be a very truthful words - maybe a little bit
to less ceremonially, but i will collect all suggestions and
start a poll to vote for the final speech.

 

[ConspiRaider]

Okay lemme take a crack at this baby (I'm a sposta be a friggin' writer):

Know ye all that on this day, xxxxxxxxxx ##, 200#, this coveted Badge of Honor has been awarded to the True Skeptic known as XXXXXXX. The bequeathing of such an award is an acknowledgment of his/her courage, tenacity, righteousness and unswerving commitment to the revelation of truth in the face of Raucous, Rancorous, Reckless and Relentless Woo. Congratulations!

 

[Oliver]

Oh jeez, can I really? Wow! This is incredible! I can hardly express my feelings right now I am so happy! I have been waiting for this moment my whole life! I don't know who to thank there are just so many people who contributed.

I guess that I would like to thank my man Dylan, he is always there for me when I need a good laugh and without his miserable film, none of this would have been possible.

I would also like to thank Jason Bermas. His fantasies have played a major role in the conception of the loose change board and without those fantasies, I would not have been able to have been banned.

Most of all, I would like to thank IVXX. His childlike tendencies and paranoia towards government has played the biggest part in my banning. IVXX, you are the most immature person over 30 I have ever met, and for that I thank you.

For those who I missed, thank you so much for helping me get banned in the LC forums!

Bwaahahaha! Great speech, Quad!
I couldn´t have said it better.

 

[Oliver]

Congratulations to you, ....

This is the Banned From Loose Change citation. Wear it proudly for you have braved the harshest conditions of sheer stupidity known to man.
​

A bit serious, but I like it haha.

Okay lemme take a crack at this baby (I'm a sposta be a friggin' writer):

Know ye all that on this day, xxxxxxxxxx ##, 200#, this coveted Badge of Honor has been awarded to the True Skeptic known as XXXXXXX. The bequeathing of such an award is an acknowledgment of his/her courage, tenacity, righteousness and unswerving commitment to the revelation of truth in the face of Raucous, Rancorous, Reckless and Relentless Woo. Congratulations!

Great Jobs, Doc and ConspiRaider!
I´ll take your suggestions to add them to the final poll.

 

[The Doc]

I like ConspiRaider's

You can't beat a writer. Unless of course that writer is Sofia, in which case you have no challenge.

 

[Dog Town]

even if i don´t have any more LCF v1.0 Badges
in reserve.

There's your sign!

 

[Oliver]

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There's your sign!

Thank you, Dog Town!


@Brainster: Here´s your Loose Change v1.0 Badge...

Wear it proudly and always remember the good old times
and emotions connected to this award.

 

[Brainache]

How about:

This badge has been awarded to you in recognition of your gallant sacrifice. Your dedication to truth and your steadfast rejection of [rule8].

 

[Oliver]

How about:

This badge has been awarded to you in recognition of your gallant sacrifice. Your dedication to truth and your steadfast rejection of [rule8].

Yeah! This is pretty cool and true - both, the sacrifice
part but also mentioning [rule8].

 

[Foolmewunz]

How About Revivalist Mode

Check. One, Two…. Is this thing on? Testing, one, two three. Check. Check.

(Best Marjoe Gortner voice…..)

Brothers and Sisters, we are once again gathered here to bestow upon a fellow forumite, our highest distinction, the blue badge of courage!

(Crowd: Raaah! Yeah! Hooray!)

Once again, a fellow skeptic, (insert name here, try to pronounce it right), has fought the good fight, and yet has been banned by the quote-miners, google-searchers, and YouTube-vigilantes. I say, “Yes” unto him(her)! Can somebody give me an “Amen”?

(Crowd: Ramen? Does he want noodles?)

Having placed his(her) very sanity at risk,… venturing into the caves of ig-no-rance and ob-fu-sca-tion… to the land, I say to you, where fertilizer hangs from the trees like Spanish moss... to that cistern of non-sequitirs... the land where no math is known…. Yes! I am speaking of that vile sanctum of brain-dead barely post pubescent white boys..... Loose Change.

(Crowd: Boo! Sssss! Noooo!)

Yet, our valiant (insert name again) has returned, perhaps minus a few brain cells, but nevertheless back to the bosom of logic and rational thinking.
For this, we bestow upon you the highest honor a bunch of anonymous strangers on a web forum can confer.... a picture of a badge!

 

[Oliver]

Check. One, Two…. Is this thing on? Testing, one, two three. Check. Check.

(Best Marjoe Gortner voice…..)

Brothers and Sisters, we are once again gathered here to bestow upon a fellow forumite, our highest distinction, the blue badge of courage!

(Crowd: Raaah! Yeah! Hooray!)

Once again, a fellow skeptic, (insert name here, try to pronounce it right), has fought the good fight, and yet has been banned by the quote-miners, google-searchers, and YouTube-vigilantes. I say, “Yes” unto him(her)! Can somebody give me an “Amen”?

(Crowd: Ramen? Does he want noodles?)

Having placed his(her) very sanity at risk,… venturing into the caves of ig-no-rance and ob-fu-sca-tion… to the land, I say to you, where fertilizer hangs from the trees like Spanish moss... to that cistern of non-sequitirs... the land where no math is known…. Yes! I am speaking of that vile sanctum of brain-dead barely post pubescent white boys..... Loose Change.

(Crowd: Boo! Sssss! Noooo!)

Yet, our valiant (insert name again) has returned, perhaps minus a few brain cells, but nevertheless back to the bosom of logic and rational thinking.
For this, we bestow upon you the highest honor a bunch of anonymous strangers on a web forum can confer.... a picture of a badge!

Delicious, Foolmewunz!

Her majesty would be -at least- amused. Your
speech is pretty funny, maybe a littlebit too
long - but it will be in the poll, that´s for sure.

 

[jhunter1163]

After this, we should be able to give our acceptance speeches. I'm already working on mine.

 

[Oliver]

After this, we should be able to give our acceptance speeches. I'm already working on mine.

*lol* I was sure you´re already writing a masterpiece
for your (next) ceremony (-ies).

Do you have a good idea for the official speech, too?

 

[Oliver]

Thank you very much for your all the serious contributions.
Instead of starting a poll, it seems to be wiser and funnier
to use all the wonderful speeches from you and variate them
from time to time, isn´t it?