The "Conservative Bible Project" ... Dumbest Thing Ever?

Exclude Later-Inserted Liberal Passages
Yeah! Like the New Testament. Bunch of weak-kneed, bleeding-heart, pinko, liberal, hippie, nonsense.

So I looked through his revised book of Mark. I don’t see much of a “conservative” element. There is not a whole lot of “liberal bias” being taken out.

He makes a number of comments about the “grammatical errors” and “archaic phrasing” of KJV. Most of his revisions are simply contemporary translations of KJV, which has already been done many times before and much better.

One of his conservation revisions is to use “no man” instead of “no one”. But he is comparing his text to KJV, which already uses “no man”. I understand he is “correcting” KJV to NIV back to… his translation.

He does use “well-armed man” instead of “strong man”, which may be construed as a kind of NRA pro-gun conservative translation. It works simply as a contemporary translation, although it does take away from the parable feel and the simplicity.

OK. Now the REAL conservative stuff:

He uses “intellectual” a couple of times where I think he really means “evil jewy liberal Jew pig”.

He tries to use “open-minded”, but it doesn’t work. In Mark 6:3 he translates, “The public was not open-minded about Jesus.” This is where Jesus went and got his disciples and he goes back to his homeland and starts preaching. And the people are all like, “Ain’t that the carpenter kid from shop class? Why is he all acting like he’s some kind of high-and-mighty, important, intellectual priest and stuff?” They were offended and upset about what he was doing.

This is sort of like if the local junior high school gym teacher suddenly started walking around town in a white lab coat diagnosing people’s illnesses on the street and giving them prescription medication. People would be offended and upset. It is a long stretch to say that the people were not open-minded about the gym teacher.

That concludes the conservative revision of Mark, so far.
 
Conservatives Rewriting the Bible! FINALLY!

Hey, you always knew Jebus was a commie liberal!!!! Time to correct the bible the RIGHT way!!!

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Hey, you always knew Jebus was a commie liberal!!!! Time to correct the bible the RIGHT way!!!

http://blog.beliefnet.com/crunchycon/2009/10/conservatizing-the-bible.html

And I know how to make a business out of this idea!!! Just think of it!! I can see the commercial now!!!

Don’t like the way the bible is written? Then here’s your own REWRITE THE BIBLE YOURSELF KIT!!!!



I'll make MILLIONS!!!!!!!! :D
This belongs in Religion and Philosophy, or economics/finance. ;)
 

Me too. I rummaged around to see how they did on facts and found it filled with innuendo. I especially liked the one entry on Al Franken where they felt it was necessary to include the fake picture of him in a diaper although they were "honest" enough to label the photo as "allegedly faked".

Amazing what people will turn to for their "facts".
 
That might be it. I'll try again tomorrow, and register my extreme disapproval of that piece of liberal hogwash masquerading as the "Sermon On The Mount".
Meh.

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I've got to see how much of Jesus's preaching I can get them to reject. But first they have to register me.
 
Funny how the "infallible word of God" can be edited when it doesn't agree with their particular brand of conservatism: "I got mines, bitches! Now back the **** off! Oh, and why can't we go back to the way things were when white men were in charge of everything and kept the rest of humanity subjugated in the name of divine fiat?"

As if the religious right needed to do any more to convince me that they are the biggest douchebags in the world. I would pity them if they weren't so dangerous. I mean, you don't like the real definitions of words so you create your own definitions to suit your ****ed-up worldview? Give me a break.
 
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Good God.

Trolls on Conservapedia perhaps??

In any case:

From:
I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

To:
I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel hair to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.
 
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Yeah, because loving your neighbor as yourself sure is morally bankrupt.

Considering that when The Bible mentions "neighbors" they are only meaning fellow members of the tribe and you had a god-directed obligation to rape, pillage, and plunder from any non-believers you came across, then yes, you bet your backside that it's morally bankrupt.
 
Me too. I rummaged around to see how they did on facts and found it filled with innuendo. I especially liked the one entry on Al Franken where they felt it was necessary to include the fake picture of him in a diaper although they were "honest" enough to label the photo as "allegedly faked".

Amazing what people will turn to for their "facts".
I love the Barack Obama entry lol.

"Barack Hussein Obama II aka Barry Soetoro (allegedly born in Honolulu Aug. 4, 1961) is the 44th President of the United States, and previously served as a first-term Democratic Senator from Illinois (2005-2008)."

"To announce his trip to Berlin in July 2008, Obama used posters which show a marked similarity to posters of Lenin and Che Guevara."

And Acorn is the first entry on the page. :boggled:
 
I love the Barack Obama entry lol.

"Barack Hussein Obama II aka Barry Soetoro (allegedly born in Honolulu Aug. 4, 1961) is the 44th President of the United States, and previously served as a first-term Democratic Senator from Illinois (2005-2008)."

"To announce his trip to Berlin in July 2008, Obama used posters which show a marked similarity to posters of Lenin and Che Guevara."

And Acorn is the first entry on the page. :boggled:

Yeah, it is a good source of humor. I also had seen the Obama entry where ACORN was the first listing. LOL I'm going to check some other liberal icons but it is down right now. Can't wait to see their treatment of Michael Moore or Cindy Sheehan. :)
 
Yes, truly decent people love their neighbour more than themselves.
I'd rather make love to my super hot neighbor than make love to myself. That's decent too, right? Actully, that's suicidal as my wife would kill me, and justifiably so. Maybe I ought to confine myself to lusting in my heart, and asking for forgiveness.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak. What's a sinner to do?

Oh, and if these arch Conservatives touch a hair on the Song of Songs, they have me to answer to, and it ain't gonna be pretty.

DR
 
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Considering that when The Bible mentions "neighbors" they are only meaning fellow members of the tribe and you had a god-directed obligation to rape, pillage, and plunder from any non-believers you came across, then yes, you bet your backside that it's morally bankrupt.

... considering that when Jesus was asked who "your neighbor" is, he uses an example that is specifically OUTSIDE the tribe, I find this statement suspect.
 
Considering that when The Bible mentions "neighbors" they are only meaning fellow members of the tribe and you had a god-directed obligation to rape, pillage, and plunder from any non-believers you came across, then yes, you bet your backside that it's morally bankrupt.

Samaritans too? ;)

PS: I note you are back, hope the studies are going well.
 

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