The causality argument is really settled

[Robin]

The fact that anything exists suggests that there is at least one thing that is uncaused.

If anything at all is uncaused then we know that causality is not a consistent principle.

We cannot use inconsistent principles in consistent logic.

We cannot use causality for the basis of any meaningful philosophic statement including this one!

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

MdC: And just why the hell not?

Puss: 'cause.

MdC: Oh, OK.

 

[Nyarlathotep]

The Casualty argument has indeed been settled on the 'Everybody dies" thread in short "Everybody dies" (i.e. becomes a casualty)

[emily litella]
Oh, you said cause-al-ity not cas-ualty

Never Mind!
[/emily litella]