The Beatles conspiracy!!

[Slowvehicle]

So who do they think wrote all those Beatles songs that I got off iTunes?

...Elvis?

...Karen Carpenter?

 

[Slowvehicle]

What happened to all the duplicates ? Are they working as lookie likies? all bumped off? Re worked in to the Dave Clarke 5 or the Hollies?

-Elvis impersonators.

 

[LSSBB]

-Elvis impersonators.

That's it, you've solved it!

Explains why the Elvis impersonator at the local minor league baseball game sounded more like Ringo.

 

[dudalb]

Mean Mr. Mustard is behind the Conspiracy.

 

[The Atheist]

Mean Mr. Mustard* is behind the Conspiracy.

*Colonel.

I never did trust that Hale-Fellow-Well-Met-ex-Colonel schtick for one minute. Confirmed when I caught him the kitchen with the bloody candlestick.

That was when Paul died.

 

[pgwenthold]

-Elvis impersonators.

Since there was no Elvis, there are no Elvis "impersonators." No more than Santa Claus at the mall is a "Santa Claus impersonator."

 

[dudalb]

*Colonel.

I never did trust that Hale-Fellow-Well-Met-ex-Colonel schtick for one minute. Confirmed when I caught him the kitchen with the bloody candlestick.

That was when Paul died.

Actually, I meant the Mean Mr. Mustard in the "Rock Symphony" half of "Abbey Road"

 

[The Atheist]

Yeah, but the Colonel has a record.

 

[Dave Rogers]

Yeah, but the Colonel has a record.

Whereas Mean Mr. Mustard is just on a record.

Dave

 

[The Atheist]

Maybe they teamed up?

This is a conspiracy after all.

 

[Border Reiver]

Since there was no Elvis, there are no Elvis "impersonators." No more than Santa Claus at the mall is a "Santa Claus impersonator."

There is too an Elvis - he's in Texas fighting mummies with JFK.