The angry Atheists poll

[Puppycow]

Sometimes in the past I've been angry, other times amused. Now I'm the third one, I just ignore it most of the time.

 

[slingblade]

I'd rather be a pissed atheist.

In some countries I'd be angry, and in others I'd be drunk. Win/win, really.

 

[quarky]

I have a cordless drill, and it works great.

But when I go to put it back in its case, its like trying to solve a puzzle!
I don't want to solve puzzles when I'm done working! I just want to shove the tool in its box and close the lid.

But NO!!!

It won't fit in the case unless you do it JUST SO!!!
My skill-saw is the same way!!!

It makes me angry. So angry, in fact, that it turned me into an atheist!

Take that, God!

Take that, Makita!

 

[Ron_Tomkins]

I have a cordless drill, and it works great.

Doesn't that belong in the sex thread?

I don't want to solve puzzles when I'm done working! I just want to shove the tool in its box and close the lid.

Whoa... doesn't that also belong in t......

But NO!!!

It won't fit in the case unless you do it JUST SO!!!
My skill-saw is the same way!!!

..... okay.... are you trying to break the world record here??

 

[quarky]

Yes, I went 'off'.

 

[Oliver]

I'm a very angry Atheist.

Here are my reasons... [snip]

8. The really bad music

LOL, true!

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

On Planet X everyone is atheist and angry... just not about religion.

 

[dafydd]

I'm mostly amused by religion,by the way some people can live under a delusion without a shred of proof.It only angers me when they try to foist their lunacy on others by force.

 

[dafydd]

The God Song - Randy Newman

Cain slew Abel, Seth knew not why
For if the children of Israel were to multiply
Why must any of the children die?
So he asked the Lord
And the Lord said:

Man means nothing, he means less to me
Than the lowliest cactus flower
Or the humblest Yucca tree
He chases round this desert
'Cause he thinks that's where I'll be
That's why I love mankind

I recoil in horror from the foulness of thee
From the squalor and the filth and the misery
How we laugh up here in heaven at the prayers you offer me
That's why I love mankind

The Christians and the Jews were having a jamboree
The Buddhists and the Hindus joined on satellite TV
They picked their four greatest priests
And they began to speak
They said, "Lord, a plague is on the world
Lord, no man is free
The temples that we built to you
Have tumbled into the sea
Lord, if you won't take care of us
Won't you please, please let us be?"
And the Lord said
And the Lord said

I burn down your cities-how blind you must be
I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we
You all must be crazy to put your faith in me
That's why I love mankind
You really need me
That's why I love mankind

 

[quadraginta]

The poll needs more options.

In general I'm mostly amused by religion. There are times when I'm not.

In general I'm mostly angered by churches. There are times when I'm not.

 

[L. Ron Hoover]

Oh, I used to be disgusted. And now I try to be amused.

 

[RobRoy]

I'm.... slightly disturbed

But that's your normal state.